Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:50 am
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:Ooh... This is hard, as my friends are all really... ditzy...
I'd have to say it's when my friend said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer (my best friend): Really?!
Me: Ya! I'm 14!
This was in november...
2 months later, I was joking and said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer: You mean I forgot your birthday?!
Me: No, hun, you gave me a gift on my birthday LAST NOVEMBER...
Jennifer: Oh.
Last week:
Me: I'm the oldest one here
Jennifer: No, Lauren's 13!
Me: Jennifer, sweetie, I'm 14...
Jennifer: No way! When did that happen?!
Me: LAST NOVEMBER!
(Me, Ainsley, and Lauren are all cracking up at this point)
Jennifer: You mean I missed your birthday?!
By that point, we were on the literally rolling on the floor laughing...
I'm on the phone with Jennifer right now, and she said:
Jennifer: You're my age (13)
Me: I'm FOURTEEN!!!
Jennifer: When did that happen?!
LMOA This girl sounds like she's funny to be around LOL
Oh, she is!
Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:56 am
While watching the Princess Bride (in Drama)
Xil: The Spanish Swordman
J. : Yeah...what about him.
Xil: Where's he from? Did this land have a spain?
N. : ...
Xil: Right...
Xil: The Spanish Swordman
J. : Yeah...what about him.
Xil: Where's he from? Did this land have a spain?
N. : ...
Xil: Right...
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:01 am
Ooh, I thought a good one.
I watched "Finding Nemo" with my friend Stephanie one day. It was her first time seeing it. So afterwards she looks up and says in this really serious voice...
"So, why was it called Finding Nemo?"
I watched "Finding Nemo" with my friend Stephanie one day. It was her first time seeing it. So afterwards she looks up and says in this really serious voice...
"So, why was it called Finding Nemo?"
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:31 am
JellyFish72 wrote:.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:Ooh... This is hard, as my friends are all really... ditzy...
I'd have to say it's when my friend said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer (my best friend): Really?!
Me: Ya! I'm 14!
This was in november...
2 months later, I was joking and said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer: You mean I forgot your birthday?!
Me: No, hun, you gave me a gift on my birthday LAST NOVEMBER...
Jennifer: Oh.
Last week:
Me: I'm the oldest one here
Jennifer: No, Lauren's 13!
Me: Jennifer, sweetie, I'm 14...
Jennifer: No way! When did that happen?!
Me: LAST NOVEMBER!
(Me, Ainsley, and Lauren are all cracking up at this point)
Jennifer: You mean I missed your birthday?!
By that point, we were on the literally rolling on the floor laughing...
I'm on the phone with Jennifer right now, and she said:
Jennifer: You're my age (13)
Me: I'm FOURTEEN!!!
Jennifer: When did that happen?!
LMOA This girl sounds like she's funny to be around LOL
Oh, she is!
Whats better: I just said:
Me: Jen, guess what! I'm 16
Jen: No way? When did that happen?!
Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:47 am
If there was nothing to eat on the planet, would you eat your dog?
Stupid in so so many ways.
Stupid in so so many ways.
Sun May 08, 2005 8:23 pm
Ok so I fell down and my knee started bleeding really really bad. By this time I'm practically crying. My friend walks up to me and says "Are you ok?" I mean hello I'm bleeding my guts out over here and she is asking me if Im ok??!!
Sun May 08, 2005 10:41 pm
I once asked how Benito could love Mina, and My bro said "Duh, its an animal way, he's a pig"
Mon May 09, 2005 3:36 pm
Michelle wrote:Ok so I fell down and my knee started bleeding really really bad. By this time I'm practically crying. My friend walks up to me and says "Are you ok?" I mean hello I'm bleeding my guts out over here and she is asking me if Im ok??!!
Aww. I think we are socialized to ask someone if they are ok. Where I work, its encouraged to tell the kid "Wow! What a great leap that was! You almost flew that time" or something along those lines. Makes for interesting convos with the kids...
Mon May 09, 2005 6:10 pm
*girl walks up*: Are you mad at me?
Me: No.
Girl: Are you SUUUURE?
No, I'm not sure that I'm not mad at you. >.>
We were talking about evolution in class...
Teacher: blah blah blah blah evolved from monkeys.
My friend: But... if we evolved from monkeys... wouldn't our baby pictures be monkeys?
And she was dead serious.
Me: No.
Girl: Are you SUUUURE?
No, I'm not sure that I'm not mad at you. >.>
We were talking about evolution in class...
Teacher: blah blah blah blah evolved from monkeys.
My friend: But... if we evolved from monkeys... wouldn't our baby pictures be monkeys?
And she was dead serious.
Mon May 09, 2005 7:44 pm
Whilst discussing whether or not a creationist could believe in evolution, we were discussing the quote "God made us in His own form", or soemthing like that. Me friend Nick put his hand up and said "So, if we evolved from monkjeys, and God created us like Himself, does that mean God is a monkey?"
I really can't think of many others. To be honest, my girlfriend asks a lot of stupid questions, but not a lot of them suitable to post on the site
I really can't think of many others. To be honest, my girlfriend asks a lot of stupid questions, but not a lot of them suitable to post on the site
Tue May 10, 2005 3:04 am
AFI_Sorrow wrote:Ooh, I thought a good one.
I watched "Finding Nemo" with my friend Stephanie one day. It was her first time seeing it. So afterwards she looks up and says in this really serious voice...
"So, why was it called Finding Nemo?"
Oooh I love this one XDD
Once I was dazing off history and the teacher asked me a question and I didn't know, I thought he was asking someone else so I kept telling myself, "don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact" And then I looked up from my piece of paper and found everyone staring at me and my friend opposite me said, "he asked you a question!"
And all I could say was, "oh...huh?" And then the whole class laughed since my teacher said, "And I thought she was thinking for a reaaallly good answer, pausing for so long!"
I always fall asleep in history.
Tue May 10, 2005 3:17 pm
Talking about a play for english literiture (the name escapes me...?!)
me: and then that guy.. err, whats his name?!
teacher: who?
me: that prattish guy... errr... Don keano!
teacher: you mean don jon?
me: yeah, that guy.
funnier if you imagine all the flailing i do as i try to convey waht he looked like when hes on the Video behind the teacher.
(note: the character (don jon) was played by Keano reaves)
me: and then that guy.. err, whats his name?!
teacher: who?
me: that prattish guy... errr... Don keano!
teacher: you mean don jon?
me: yeah, that guy.
funnier if you imagine all the flailing i do as i try to convey waht he looked like when hes on the Video behind the teacher.
(note: the character (don jon) was played by Keano reaves)
Wed May 11, 2005 4:38 am
Another history one. Had this in year 9, the dude left 
I miss him hahaha Anyway, here goes.
So we were doing a news report on the assasination of JFK. And apparently Guu (That's what we call him
) was saying, "yea...and then they told him not to sit at the front, but that dope still did. 
MS BURNETT! (teacher's name) can well call JFK a dope?"
teacher: NO.
and in DT in year 9, the solder remover was called "brain sucker".
Guu: MS BROCK! What's this? *holds up "brain sucker"
teacher: it's called the "brain sucker"
Guu: OOOHH COOL! How do I use it?
teacher: well, you put it in your ear and you press the little button there and it'll suck your brain!
Guu: really?? *tries it* MS BROCK! It doesn't work!
teacher: that's 'cause you don't have a brain!
Guu: OOOOH YEAA!
I miss him
I miss him hahaha Anyway, here goes.
So we were doing a news report on the assasination of JFK. And apparently Guu (That's what we call him
) was saying, "yea...and then they told him not to sit at the front, but that dope still did. MS BURNETT! (teacher's name) can well call JFK a dope?"
teacher: NO.
and in DT in year 9, the solder remover was called "brain sucker".
Guu: MS BROCK! What's this? *holds up "brain sucker"
teacher: it's called the "brain sucker"
Guu: OOOHH COOL! How do I use it?
teacher: well, you put it in your ear and you press the little button there and it'll suck your brain!
Guu: really?? *tries it* MS BROCK! It doesn't work!
teacher: that's 'cause you don't have a brain!
Guu: OOOOH YEAA!
I miss him
Wed May 11, 2005 4:46 am
_jaye_ wrote:Another history one. Had this in year 9, the dude left
So we were doing a news report on the assasination of JFK. And apparently Guu (That's what we call him
teacher: NO.
and in DT in year 9, the solder remover was called "brain sucker".
Guu: MS BROCK! What's this? *holds up "brain sucker"
teacher: it's called the "brain sucker"
Guu: OOOHH COOL! How do I use it?
teacher: well, you put it in your ear and you press the little button there and it'll suck your brain!
Guu: really?? *tries it* MS BROCK! It doesn't work!
teacher: that's 'cause you don't have a brain!
Guu: OOOOH YEAA!
That's hilarious
[=P ... j/k...it's fun to use the wrong smilies]
Well, there was this guy in math class...
and he asked, "But what if we don't know the multiples of 3?" [No, he is not in elementary...or math models or anything like that...]
Wed May 11, 2005 12:17 pm
Syrill wrote:Well, there was this guy in math class...
and he asked, "But what if we don't know the multiples of 3?" [No, he is not in elementary...or math models or anything like that...]
...That's... just pathetic.