Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:05 pm
Apricus wrote:I've taken to saying "Bacaw, I'm a birdy!" when I'm lacking better words.
Good times. Back in grade 7, so a good 7 or 8 years ago we had a substitute teacher in our French Immersion class who really decided to lay down the law and show us who was boss. So in a moment of strict silence when he had turned his back, I yelled out " 'Twas A Goose" Now thanks to the wonders of puberty, he wasn't sure if it was a boy or a girl and I never got in trouble, but for a while after whenever there was a good long pause in class you could be sure to hear and least murmered whispers of the legendary phrase.
Come to think of it, I've had several encounters with geese in my academic career. In grade 10 we had to write a fairy tale for french. Goose in french is oie, pronounced wa, but it looks like oi. So I did a story on Oi the oie, the jewish goose.
Long story short, he makes best friends with a singing whale, he's attacked by a caffeine addict weasel, whale eats weasel, whale chokes on weasel and dies because he's one of those whales that only eats plancton, oi the oie lives a long sad pathetic life in a monistary. A jewish monistary. For geese. I thought it was pretty good.
The kicker is: I only got 80% for originality.
Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:39 am
I seriously almost just put this in my english report I'm writing about Julius Ceaser:
This is a very interesting play, with many different layers beyond the obvious, “Oh, let’s all go kill Julius Caesar because he’s ebil!!!11!eleven!”
Although my teacher is a computer science major, I highly doubt she'll find that amusing.
This is a very interesting play, with many different layers beyond the obvious, “Oh, let’s all go kill Julius Caesar because he’s ebil!!!11!eleven!”
Although my teacher is a computer science major, I highly doubt she'll find that amusing.
Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:43 am
Once I was standing at a door, pushing for at least five minutes and trying to figure out why it wasn't working, until I realized that the sign said 'Pull' and not 'Push'. 
Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:44 pm
I was just sitting here by myself, and I began shouting out random nonsensical phrases. "CHICKENEY WHATCHAMAJIGGER!" and "MASHED POTATO STICK!" I think I'm hungry.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:49 am
I once bit a glass cup so hard that it broke in my mouth... O_o
Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:02 am
Come to think of it, I've had several encounters with geese in my academic career. In grade 10 we had to write a fairy tale for french. Goose in french is oie, pronounced wa, but it looks like oi. So I did a story on Oi the oie, the jewish goose.
Long story short, he makes best friends with a singing whale, he's attacked by a caffeine addict weasel, whale eats weasel, whale chokes on weasel and dies because he's one of those whales that only eats plancton, oi the oie lives a long sad pathetic life in a monistary. A jewish monistary. For geese. I thought it was pretty good.
*Praises you* That. Is. Awesome. 80% for originality though? Sounds a bit like my old French Teacher.
I once bit a glass cup so hard that it broke in my mouth... O_o
Somebody at school saw one of those Christmas Baubels (sp?) once (you know those hollow usually glass balls you put on a Christmas Tree), and it was shaped like an apple. And he was hungry. Half an hour later, he was in hospital. Good times.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:13 am
It's not random or odd, just what happened was odd.
I was helping my friend with her art work, it's a hand thing made out of plaster? Well, whatever it was made out of. So I tried to place one of those plaster strips on to stick this bit together and the piece or plaster got stuck to my finger. At first I thought it was stuck there, so I smoothened it out. And it got stuck to my finger again. After 3 minutes...."You know what. I'm starting to dislike this."
Odd.
I was helping my friend with her art work, it's a hand thing made out of plaster? Well, whatever it was made out of. So I tried to place one of those plaster strips on to stick this bit together and the piece or plaster got stuck to my finger. At first I thought it was stuck there, so I smoothened it out. And it got stuck to my finger again. After 3 minutes...."You know what. I'm starting to dislike this."
Odd.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:32 pm
Hehe, i downloaded the ghostbusters song onto my iPod, connected it to our speakers, openeed the llama song, and played them simultaneously while spinning round on my deskchair, singing bits of the llama song that i knew, and then ghostbusters, and trying to drink a full glass of Dr Pepper. 
Let it be known that i was slightly hyperactive at the time.
Let it be known that i was slightly hyperactive at the time.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:36 pm
Today I stated to ramdomly butt the desk...
I was feeling very tired and frustrated.
I was feeling very tired and frustrated.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:37 pm
Whenever I get bored I tap dance.
Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:46 pm
It's not really random, but I read long essays out to myself frequently to refine my pronunciation.
Actually I just like listening to my mellifluous voice. Such an egotist, arent' I?
Actually I just like listening to my mellifluous voice. Such an egotist, arent' I?
Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:16 pm
When doing my schoolwork today, I was rapping. Honest to goodness, rapping. Heaven knows what the eye doctor will think of me at my eye exam today.
Wed May 11, 2005 12:16 am
Well, at our school we have this annual canned food drive for the food bank. All the classes set goals and prizes for each goal to try to encourage the students to bring in cans. In my homeroom, we had a few things going around. For 250 cans brought in, 5 girls died their hair wild colours for the day. At about 500, we got to dress a few people up in random clothes. At 1000, we got to go to Dairy Queen. It was things like that.
Well, me being the stupid kid I am, I said if we got to 2000 cans, I would shave my eyebrows off. Well, our homeroom got the second place amount of cans. First place got 4900, we got 3900 cans. Yep, so that meant that my eyebrows had to come off. So last Thursday(I waited untill after my play
), I brought my razor and shaving cream to school, and Liz and Lindsay shaved my eyebrows off for me. So I now have no eyebrows.
It was for a good cause, and our school did raise 39500 cans for the food bank, so it is ok. I still look dumb
Well, me being the stupid kid I am, I said if we got to 2000 cans, I would shave my eyebrows off. Well, our homeroom got the second place amount of cans. First place got 4900, we got 3900 cans. Yep, so that meant that my eyebrows had to come off. So last Thursday(I waited untill after my play
), I brought my razor and shaving cream to school, and Liz and Lindsay shaved my eyebrows off for me. So I now have no eyebrows.
It was for a good cause, and our school did raise 39500 cans for the food bank, so it is ok. I still look dumb
Wed May 11, 2005 3:39 am
*cracks up* Oh, I shouldn't laugh, but I'm easily amused ;P
At least it was for a good cause
At least it was for a good cause
Wed May 11, 2005 4:17 am
Alex wrote:*cracks up* Oh, I shouldn't laugh, but I'm easily amused ;P
At least it was for a good cause
That was my opinion...
Let's see... I have this thing with a guy I've known for years, which, he think's I'm a hypochondriac, and that I need medication for being completely insane... Anyway, my goal is by next week to scare him out of his mind by dying my hair purple... Back on to today, quite often I randomly break out into La Cucaracha, which causes him to start screaming about how the song is about a cockroach. I leaned over in psychology today, and started humming the first line VERY softly into his ear, and then, he started humming the next line, causing me to crack up. Then he got me back by getting that song "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket" stuck in my head...
And yesterday, my friend Devin got into a conversation with someone about mashed potatos. She had instant in a bowl she was eating, and someone asked her if she made them, and she said yes, I shaved them. I said, you mean peeled?, because everyone started looking at her wierd, and she was like, Oh yeah! Peeled!. So then this guy says, What shaving cream did you use?, and she said, Skintamate (sp?).
It's our last week of school, and next week we have 2 days of testing, then we are on SUMMER BREAK!!! So we're all hyper.