Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:26 pm
galonski64 wrote:If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
My friend asked me that a while back, and I almost fell for it. I was like "Testi-WAIT!"
Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:08 pm
I've gotten these emailed to me a few times. Still pretty good. It makes you think. 
Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:20 am
Jens wrote:Why can't you watch a movie where 'Also Starring' DOESN'T play in? I mean, come on! He has to be rich by now!
the nutty professor.
eddy murphy did all the major characters
Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:59 am
galonski64 wrote: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
My math teacher 'fell' for that without even being asked.
"My quizzes are quizzical and my tests are very test..."
I'll leave out the rest
Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:10 am
JellyFish72 wrote:If a smurf chokes, what color does he turn?
Dark, Dark Blue.
Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:18 am
i got this from my friend john.
how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?
how can my nose run if it dont have feet?
if you lose your breath, where do you find it?
he even asked thoes to a teacher.lol
how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?
how can my nose run if it dont have feet?
if you lose your breath, where do you find it?
he even asked thoes to a teacher.lol
Re: Questions that will remain unanswered.
Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:21 am
S-S-SmOkIN wrote:Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Probably the same reason as a lot of toilet cubicals have the blue lights over them now so people can't "shoot up" in there.
Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:23 pm
Tested wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:If a smurf chokes, what color does he turn?
Dark, Dark Blue.
well, blue blood suggest a carbon-dioxide breathing animal.
so, red i reckon.
as for locking toilets, would you leave ANYTHING open at night?
c'mon, think about it
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Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:11 am
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
(I bet 1/2 of yall tried that just now
)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
How come you bake cookies and you cook bacon?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
(I bet 1/2 of yall tried that just now
)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
How come you bake cookies and you cook bacon?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:19 am
Tested wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:If a smurf chokes, what color does he turn?
Dark, Dark Blue.
wouldn't he turn more of a dark, royal purple, since normal flesh eventually becomes bluish purple? I thikn they can turn red though... *attempts to remember cartoon*
Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:21 pm
What does a little birdies see when he bumps his head?
Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:24 pm
slaphappy wrote:What does a little birdies see when he bumps his head?
Stars.