Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:42 am
*pokes Jaye* You could always say, "Let's try experimenting on it...You first 
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Then, you'd flash a brilliant grin of hypnotism and make him...
^^ that'll clear things up...
If one was in the editorial of neopets and the question was, "Where am I and why does everything look so happy?" on a 51 month account, it could be considered not that smart
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Then, you'd flash a brilliant grin of hypnotism and make him...
^^ that'll clear things up...
If one was in the editorial of neopets and the question was, "Where am I and why does everything look so happy?" on a 51 month account, it could be considered not that smart
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:44 am
_jaye_ wrote:My brother asked me a stupid question and yet I couldn't answer to it 0.o
"Do you really fall/slip if you step on a banana peel?"
We were having noodles for lunch.
I've always wondered that too, but I never found a stragetically placed bannana peal on the ground while I was running at top speeds to figure it out yet.
My cousin told me a story of one time in class some kids were arguing over how many states there were in the US. (Mind you, this was taking place in the US!) Everyone was saying there were 52. When my cousin said there were 50, they all replied, "No you have to count Alaska and Hawaii, duh."
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:49 am
AFI_Sorrow wrote:_jaye_ wrote:My brother asked me a stupid question and yet I couldn't answer to it 0.o
"Do you really fall/slip if you step on a banana peel?"
We were having noodles for lunch.
I've always wondered that too, but I never found a stragetically placed bannana peal on the ground while I was running at top speeds to figure it out yet.
My cousin told me a story of one time in class some kids were arguing over how many states there were in the US. (Mind you, this was taking place in the US!) Everyone was saying there were 52. When my cousin said there were 50, they all replied, "No you have to count Alaska and Hawaii, duh."
*sighs*It's sad when a Canadian like me knows the answer and they don't.
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:50 am
Syrill wrote:*pokes Jaye* You could always say, "Let's try experimenting on it...You first
Then, you'd flash a brilliant grin of hypnotism and make him...
Good idea.
Actually I did try this ages ago.
We were eating bananas and I collected the peels and threw them around the floor. I don't think I slipped. I guess you just have to non-purposely step on them and...wheeeee
AFI_Sorrow, I agree with you with the running bit. I find it incredibly difficult to look at the peel and then step on it...
There was this other one *scratches head*
"Who would you want to be with if you were the last person on Earth?"
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:54 am
_jaye_ wrote:There was this other one *scratches head*
"Who would you want to be with if you were the last person on Earth?"
Oh boy I hear that one all the time. Well, if I was the last person on Earth, there wouldn't exactly be someone on Earth to be with, now would there.
That's when I just say I'd marry some lonesome alley cat and we'd rock the nights away clawing up furniture together.
One time my friend was making this noodley-pasta-chickeny thing that was microwavable and asks me how long to put it in.
I told him to read the box.
Five minutes later, he asked me again.
I said, "Well, didnt you read the box?"
He goes, "Good idea!" X___X
Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:50 am
*thinks*
Probably something like "What are you doing?" I always say that.
Also...Are we there yet?
Probably something like "What are you doing?" I always say that.
Also...Are we there yet?
Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:17 am
My friend was at worlds' debating championship and was in Germany. He saw these crepes with different flavours, flavours written in German. He saw one that said "Rum" and asked: Does rum mean rum?
The shopkeeper laughed and my friend got annoyed and walked out hehe.
The shopkeeper laughed and my friend got annoyed and walked out hehe.
Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:58 am
"Are you alright?" When you've just fallen over or something. Sod off.
"Where did you lose it?"
"Where did you lose it?"
Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:00 pm
Any question along the lines of "Are you asleep?".
Anyone who asks that question should die.
Anyone who asks that question should die.
Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:57 pm
AFI_Sorrow wrote:Happens to me all the time...I'll be drawing in school, someone will look over my shoulder and say, "What are you doing?" I look up and say, "Building a bridge to England," "Cooking omelettes for my mother" or something in that genre.
My housemate always replies to my "are you walking home?" with "no, i'm flying!!"
Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:18 pm
r4che1 wrote:AFI_Sorrow wrote:Happens to me all the time...I'll be drawing in school, someone will look over my shoulder and say, "What are you doing?" I look up and say, "Building a bridge to England," "Cooking omelettes for my mother" or something in that genre.
My housemate always replies to my "are you walking home?" with "no, i'm flying!!"
I always say that followed by a superman esque pose and sound effects "shoooooooooooooo"
Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:36 pm
"Howcome you speak Swedish so well even though you're Finnish?" 
Trust me, that is the most isulting thing you can say when talking to a Finland-swede (especially if you're a Swede... from Sweden) and boy what a stupid question as well.
Trust me, that is the most isulting thing you can say when talking to a Finland-swede (especially if you're a Swede... from Sweden) and boy what a stupid question as well.
Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:48 pm
"It's going to eat us, isn't it!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Me, when my friend Rachel and I were being chased by an angry cow and we had to hide under a bush for an hour.
It was quite exciting, but it was also fairly freaky.
Me, when my friend Rachel and I were being chased by an angry cow and we had to hide under a bush for an hour.
It was quite exciting, but it was also fairly freaky.
Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:07 am
JellyFish72 wrote:Ooh... This is hard, as my friends are all really... ditzy...
I'd have to say it's when my friend said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer (my best friend): Really?!
Me: Ya! I'm 14!
This was in november...
2 months later, I was joking and said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer: You mean I forgot your birthday?!
Me: No, hun, you gave me a gift on my birthday LAST NOVEMBER...
Jennifer: Oh.
Last week:
Me: I'm the oldest one here
Jennifer: No, Lauren's 13!
Me: Jennifer, sweetie, I'm 14...
Jennifer: No way! When did that happen?!
Me: LAST NOVEMBER!
(Me, Ainsley, and Lauren are all cracking up at this point)
Jennifer: You mean I missed your birthday?!
By that point, we were on the literally rolling on the floor laughing...
I'm on the phone with Jennifer right now, and she said:
Jennifer: You're my age (13)
Me: I'm FOURTEEN!!!
Jennifer: When did that happen?!
Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:05 am
JellyFish72 wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:Ooh... This is hard, as my friends are all really... ditzy...
I'd have to say it's when my friend said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer (my best friend): Really?!
Me: Ya! I'm 14!
This was in november...
2 months later, I was joking and said:
Me: It's my birthday!
Jennifer: You mean I forgot your birthday?!
Me: No, hun, you gave me a gift on my birthday LAST NOVEMBER...
Jennifer: Oh.
Last week:
Me: I'm the oldest one here
Jennifer: No, Lauren's 13!
Me: Jennifer, sweetie, I'm 14...
Jennifer: No way! When did that happen?!
Me: LAST NOVEMBER!
(Me, Ainsley, and Lauren are all cracking up at this point)
Jennifer: You mean I missed your birthday?!
By that point, we were on the literally rolling on the floor laughing...
I'm on the phone with Jennifer right now, and she said:
Jennifer: You're my age (13)
Me: I'm FOURTEEN!!!
Jennifer: When did that happen?!
LMOA This girl sounds like she's funny to be around LOL