Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:15 am
The Beethoven was cute but It sort of creeped me out at first! The refrigerator one was cute too!
Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:32 am
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:JellyFish72 wrote:I like them both, though, CD, your's made me start laughing out loud...
*Stares blankly at her talks in high picted voice*
WHAT? HOW...? THAT'S INCONCEVABLE HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *faints*
I keep trying to tell y'all, I must have problems... But whenever I look at this thread, I crack up again...
Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:25 am
Have you heard of this one??
Speaking of piano tuners (bah dah dah),
that reminds me of the woman who lived deep in the mountains
and hired Oscar Opporknockity to make the day's travel
to tune her piano...
After spending the whole day in transit,
he finally arrived, tuned the piano, double checked everything and asked her several times to make SURE
it was right.
"Oh yes," she said...it's perfect.
So he travelled aaaall the way back,
only to receive a call from her the next day
to please return ... it just didn't sound
quite right.
"Sorry, m'am," he said.
"Opporknockity only tunes once."
My piano teacher told me that one a loooooong time ago (how long you ask.....) and I've always loved it!
Speaking of piano tuners (bah dah dah),
that reminds me of the woman who lived deep in the mountains
and hired Oscar Opporknockity to make the day's travel
to tune her piano...
After spending the whole day in transit,
he finally arrived, tuned the piano, double checked everything and asked her several times to make SURE
it was right.
"Oh yes," she said...it's perfect.
So he travelled aaaall the way back,
only to receive a call from her the next day
to please return ... it just didn't sound
quite right.
"Sorry, m'am," he said.
"Opporknockity only tunes once."
My piano teacher told me that one a loooooong time ago (how long you ask.....) and I've always loved it!
Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:55 am
I didn't think it was that funny, but my mom and her boyfriend did. LOL