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Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:46 am

Lol! Very funny...

*saves and begins emailing*

Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:39 pm

Funny... Gave me a good laugh ^_^

Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:48 pm

Mr. Darkside wrote:I've heard that joke... But the finnish version. It was just like this one. Maybe we finnish people and the canadian people arent that much different? :lol:


I think the Finnish version is better :P

Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:55 pm

;) That was hysterical. I liked the one about the Girl Scouts still going door to door. Mostly because my friend's dad is a postman and he's always saying no matter how cold it is, you can still go door to door.

Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:47 pm

XD. That was awesome.

And yes, I think 40 f is cold. :/

Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:48 am

:lol: Lol, that was funny. Though just in case some people were wondering I think 30*C is cold and I live in Canda Eh ;)

Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:35 pm

heheheh that's funny xD

i did think the Finnish one was funnier :P

Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:14 pm

Hahaha! I'll have to send that to my friend. My CANADIAN friend.... *smiles evilly*

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:02 am

Hey Hey I am Finnish too... Maybe we aren't so different... and yes I do have a friend who is Canadian..... We are different in personalities though!!!

(lol totally off topic but i went to Finland last summer)

Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:45 am

XD

Although that chart is semi true ;)

Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:08 pm

:lol:
-273.15 C (0 K) is the absolute zero. You can't go below that, even if hell freezes into a solid block of fire.

Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:17 pm

A friend of mine posted something similar at another forum:


The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):

50 Above – New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 Above – Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35 Above – Italian Cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Above – Distilled water freezes. Canadians water gets thicker.
20 Above – Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.
15 Above – Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero – New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 Below – People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
20 Below – Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 Below – Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 Below – Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
door to door.
80 Below – Polar Bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts
postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
100 Below – Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 Below – Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated that they can’t thaw their kegs.
297 Below – Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers having cold hands.
460 Below – ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying ‘Cold’nuff for ya?”
500 Bellow – Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

And Texans turn on the heat at 60*F up, not 70*F ;) We do get out the jackets at 65*F though.
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