Googlism!

Neowuvr · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:04 pm

Well, since neowuvr didn't work out, I tried Neow...

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neow is not a 4x4 club (lets hope so...)
neow is one naughty cat (Uhhh...)
neow is dressed in black leather and making him do tricks (O_o)
neow is yarrow (Is that a good thing?)
neow is a husked but unpolished rice that is steamed instead of boiled (steamy)
neow is overwhelming (sure am)

Kitten Medli wrote:

I AM NOT PART ZORA, I AM NOT IN ANY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH VALOO THE DRAGON, I AM NOT A MAN, I AM NOT FLEXIBLE, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AUSTRALIA IN MY LIFE AND I DO NOT KNOW A PRINCE NAMED KOMALI!

*bawls*

Awww, don't cry. Having people refer to you as a half-fish half-bird humanoid is better than being rice.

"medli is fated to become the next earth temple sage"

For the record here, I always thought that Medli was the Water Temple Sage and Makar was the Earth Temple sage. Or was Makar the sage of the Wind Temple? GAH! I'm all confused now... and off-topic... *shuts up*

Raze · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:07 pm

Twizzler0171 wrote:

Raze wrote:

Let's see

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raze is the only one who can rule the city by way of charismatic leadership
raze is wearing a groucho marx mask
raze is $15
raze is not an acronym; it’s just another way of telling teens to raise their voices
raze is one of god's most loyal and trustworthy angels

So I'm only worth $15 then. I'm hurt.

Do you come with the mask? Great! I'll pay 1,337,000 dollars for you, then.

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meowth1982

You can't buy teh Raze. Teh Raze is priceless! *huggles*

But I'm stealing the groucho marx mask. <_<

Everyone loves me and my mask. I'm so proud. But you can't steal it, it's my prized possession. It helps me to be a charismatic leader.

And something tells me you don't quite have 1,337,000 dollars Twizzler but if you did I would probably let you buy me and my mask. I'm so susceptible to bribes.

Robert · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:09 pm

Thes are just a section picked at random. robert2100 didn't show anything, but Robert showed tons. The ones in bold are the ones I find funny.

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robert is cool forum
robert is a long
robert is an evaluation coordinator for the
robert is dead and quinn is alive
robert is a graphic designer and communications
robert is red hot
robert is here 305
robert is learning champ 37 year old robert wilson overcame tremendous personal difficulties to secure a place at oatridge agricultural college and
robert is here fruit stand
robert is here we had the baby at 3
robert is top commissionaire
robert is a troll
robert is appeased by computer telephony jul 14
robert is 40 one two three four five six
robert is one of four texas zen students who will be taking the precepts in a traditional jukai ceremony with reb anderson in july
robert is a genius by keith snyder
robert is a long time advertising photographer who specialises in the rock and roll industry
robert is a friend of my mother in the church; he comes to the church in our neighborhood every sunday
robert is person in charge
robert is dumb
robert is english by birth and resides in london
robert is associate editor of the departmental working papers series
robert is an evaluation coordinator for the capital health authority presently working at the northeast community health centre and with
robert is doing full
robert is equally at home in a straight
robert is under retainer
robert is a graphic designer and communications strategist
robert is a southern gentlemen who seems to pride himself on four things; family
robert is leaving
robert is approaching
robert is an a student
robert is the only child i have and robert was invloved in a car wreck on may 20th of 2000
robert is the only child i have and robert was involved in a car wreck on may 20th of 2000
robert is red hot price
robert is $75
robert is more technical
robert is a fourteen year old german kid--I'm fourtenn, but not german
robert is with simon clews
robert is the ungifted redcap of rosa aurea
robert is a master at the art of finely turning wood to create magnificently elegant aspen vessels
robert is aware of the site and has provided some of the content
robert is a teaching member of the society of teachers of the alexander technique
robert is a teacher of the alexander technique in lincoln
robert is a highly committed and enthusiastic staff member
robert is probably best called a metaphysicist
robert is treasurer of the land use and food policy intergroup
robert is keen to see the parliament interfering less in people?s day to day lives
robert is best
robert is more than a ghostwriter
robert is the only journalist ever given total access to the inner workings of the nordstrom culture
robert is getting better
robert is healthy
robert is a director's dream
robert is currently working as a software engineer at anesthesia recording
robert is a renowned educator and a powerful teacher
robert is in the 5 th grade
robert is eight years old going on twenty
robert is an appealing
robert is a member of the firm's litigation and prosecution sections
robert is 36
robert is an extraordinary individual with a real gift
robert is a graduate of stetson university and has almost 20 years of appraisal experience in central florida
robert is responsible for every detail involved in the making of the wine
robert is admitted to practice before the us supreme court as well as the us court of appeals
robert is a native of columbus
robert is head of two companies
robert is founder
robert is an extremely bright 10
robert is helping these ministries expand their vision and regain their passion
robert is not speaking
robert is not a typical young hockey player
robert is a member of the national and state associations of realtors
robert is
robert is" search
robert is a member of the japan ceramics society

Urthdigger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:33 pm

Well, Urthdigger gets nothing, and Tim (my first name) gets around 3 pages, so I don't think I'll post it here, tad long

Twizzler0171 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:42 pm

Raze wrote:

Twizzler0171 wrote:

Raze wrote:

Let's see

Quote:

raze is the only one who can rule the city by way of charismatic leadership
raze is wearing a groucho marx mask
raze is $15
raze is not an acronym; it’s just another way of telling teens to raise their voices
raze is one of god's most loyal and trustworthy angels

So I'm only worth $15 then. I'm hurt.

Do you come with the mask? Great! I'll pay 1,337,000 dollars for you, then.

Quote:

meowth1982

You can't buy teh Raze. Teh Raze is priceless! *huggles*

But I'm stealing the groucho marx mask. <_<

Everyone loves me and my mask. I'm so proud. But you can't steal it, it's my prized possession. It helps me to be a charismatic leader.

And something tells me you don't quite have 1,337,000 dollars Twizzler but if you did I would probably let you buy me and my mask. I'm so susceptible to bribes.

Oh, but I do! Haven't you ever heard of Monopoly money?

Sapphire Faerie · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:59 pm

I'm only gonna list the good ones =P

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chasity is a word that may conjure up visions of knights and crusades **nod** I'm a knight!
chasity is © me No, it's © me!
chasity is one special girl =D
chasity is absolutely amazed by butterflys I like this one =)
chasity is the playa Yo! Wut up?
chasity is watching something between john and carol but knew that he's known carol as a friend since he was in med Am I in a soap opera now?
chasity is really at home on either side of the camera =D
chasity is a very nice woman Yup yup.
chasity is nice to me because sometimes when i cry she asks me what happened and i tell her Awwww!
chasity is the best These people like me!
chasity is a model from st louis **poses**
chasity is mike davidson Umm... No I'm not.
chasity is a granddaughter of the "ugly" heifer purchased at ces in 1992 **cracks up**
chasity is the youngest That one's true
chasity is feeling better =)
chasity is ryan's girlfriend And I'm just now finding out?!
chasity is resting here Did I die?
chasity is my friend Yup, =D
chasity is 2 inches tall I'm not that short!
chasity is drippy and sticky Ew..
chasity is one of my best friends that i ahve Damn straight!
chasity is back at neon nites in arlington working days under the name of leslie O_o I am?
chasity is seven months old Googoo!
chasity is the mother of a 15 O_O Umm. No.
chasity is a fawn colored pug **barks**
chasity is so gonna use that against me Hahahha! I so will!
chasity is white You don't have to rub it in **cries**
chasity is there so So what?
chasity is a dreamer **nods off**
chasity is reading Always.
chasity is in her dressing room Cool! I have a dressing room!
chasity is spelled chastity IS NOT! Bad Microsoft Word!
chasity is proudly listed on this site **beams**

There were also some that were extremely funny, but not quite appropriate.

jellyoflight · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:00 pm

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about jellyoflight yet.

BUT...

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jelly is slck stuff
jelly is made with jalapenos and red
jelly is good on sandwiches
jelly is delicious but if i make it again i
jelly is a philosophical science fiction manga strip which tells a metaphoric and purposeful story with a definitive beginning and ending
jelly is rather an unusual comic
jelly is really slick stuff
jelly is a tool for turning xml into executable code
jelly is an xml based scripting engine
jelly is made with jalapenos and red peppers
jelly is a good glaze for chicken or veal
jelly is the key to that process
jelly is the concentrated super food responsible for turning an ordinary worker bee into a queen bee
jelly is another of nature's superfoods
jelly is far superior to any other product in the beehive
jelly is not created equal
jelly is a ?thick milky? substance that worker bees produce to feed the larva of workers bees for the first 3 days
jelly is a bee product that is manufactured for the nourishment of the hive's queen bee
jelly is a thick extremely nutritious
jelly is a thick
jelly is probably the most complex and nutritious food produced by animal
jelly is just such a food
jelly is produced in the glands of worker bees and is a complex mixture only known to the bees
jelly is a catalyst that helps restore and maintain the levels of essential nutrients and is quickly absorbed into the body helping increase immunity
jelly is a bee product made for the nourishment of the queen bee
jelly is a powerful anti aging tonic with all the necessary elements to sustain life and provide longevity
jelly is the personal lubricant obstetricians and gynecologists recommend
jelly is measured in potency by the level of natural steroids
jelly is a substance secreted by special glands in immature worker bees
jelly is a milky glandular secretion of the worker bees for the sole provision of nutrition to the queen bee
jelly is one of the richest sources
jelly is a viscous
jelly is?
jelly is the food secreted by the nurse bees and fed to the growing queen
jelly is the food secreted by the worker bees which is given to the growing queen larvae
jelly is delicious but if i make it again i will include some apple juice in the pot
jelly is a rich treasure chest of nutrients
jelly is a powerful stimulant of neural impulses that help effect thinking royal jelly is the richest source of acetylcholine
jelly is used for
jelly is known; and
jelly is the food of the queen bee
jelly is a substance produced by young bees especially prepared to feed the queen bee
jelly is a mixture of flower nectars
jelly is watching you
jelly is connected to the following things
jelly is the crown jewel among beehive products
jelly is a gelatinous substance secreted by worker bees and fed to select bee larvae to produce a queen bee
jelly is a milky secretion from worker honey bees that's fed to the queen bee to stimulate her growth and development
jelly is an extremely nutritious and complex substance
jelly is just too tempting
jelly is smooth in texture and easy to spread
jelly is a combination of flower nectar
jelly is a favorite supplement of barbara cartland
jelly is 25
jelly is too soft
jelly is found in only the most expensive and luxurious creams
jelly is a white milky substance that is produced by the worker honey bee
jelly is a ruby program that generates ruby libs
jelly is a 'unique' substance that is produced by honeybees
jelly is freeze
jelly is taken extensively to promote energy and health
jelly is a highly complex compound
jelly is a dietary supplement believed by many to relieve ailments or promote good health and a feeling of well being
jelly is the food of the queens
jelly is a mess
jelly is the vital substance or the food which assures the characteristic development of the queen allowing her
jelly is one of the most difficult of all foods to harvest and commands one
jelly is called a medusa
jelly is measured by the level of natural steroids
jelly is a milky substance made by honey bees from a diet of honey and pollen
jelly is sometimes cast into specific shapes
jelly is a special food which only queen bees eat
jelly is what makes all these differences
jelly is made from red or purple grapes
jelly is a rare delicacy made from the tart red berry that grows in the swamps and bogs of southwest georgia
jelly is a special substance
jelly is a most appropriate condiment for grilled lamb chops
jelly is made
jelly is a milky white
jelly is an excellent item to have on hand in the store
jelly is complex and cannot be recreated synthetically by man
jelly is too soft or syrupy if it is
jelly is a java and xml based scripting and processing engine
jelly is a skill that requires some talent and a lot of organization
jelly is the highly concentrated food given to the beehives most important resident
jelly is indisputably the richest and most active of all natural substances available today
jelly is an la based
jelly is a terrific jelly made with scotch bonnet peppers as well as cane sugar
jelly is the sole diet of the queen bee and is responsible for her transition from normal worker bee into a beautiful
jelly is safer and more effective than other lubricants
jelly is the milky white substance made by the honey bees from a diet of honey and pollen
jelly is a mixture of herbs

*whimper* THEY KNOW MY SECRET! ;___;

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emma is far from normal

Bangel · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:16 pm

dawn is breaking Ah! *brings out the wood glue*

dawn is so sweet Awwwww.

dawn is a feeling *feels*

dawn is releasing special broadcast and print ads that focus on the cleanup of aquatic birds that have been affected by oil spills O.o

dawn is stealing *hides hands behind back* IT WASN'T ME.

dawn is the time *clockifies*

dawn is So true. I am so.

dawn is a supremely geeky outcast and the victim of an endless stream of attacks ;_;

dawn is not a popular girl These people don't like me. ;_;

Ammer · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:59 pm

Raze wrote:

Let's see

Quote:

raze is the only one who can rule the city by way of charismatic leadership
raze is wearing a groucho marx mask
raze is $15
raze is not an acronym; it’s just another way of telling teens to raise their voices
raze is one of god's most loyal and trustworthy angels

So I'm only worth $15 then. I'm hurt.

*jots down*

You're $15 and Robert is $75.

Christopher · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:04 am

Googlism for: christopher stephens

christopher is a recovering lawyer who lives and writes in his native new york.

christopher is currently working on his most ambitious stone sculpture yet

kiay · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:08 am

The best ones:

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katya is such a bright
katya is an offensive not true
katya is 4 wrong
katya is not beautiful WHAT? :cry:

katya is now in a home where she is dearly loved yay!
katya is small and frail
katya is given a magical nesting doll by her dying grandmother but is told that she can only use its magic three times Ooohh, intresting
katya is bored so true
katya is a good student
katya is indeed blessing from the lord
katya is doing very well
katya is grief
katya is dead haha, hello everyone, I'm a ghost! =D
katya is inwardly torn
katya is surrounded by star stars, stars are cool
katya is passionate about news and current affairs
vodka and ilya satisfy her twisted appetites not true!
katya is a deputy public defender with the county of orange
katya is a true friend to all of her classmates
katya is from magadan
katya is in many ways a 1990s woman no no no no never!

fzun · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:44 am

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about fzun yet."

Callie · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:32 am

Eeh..too many on Callie for me to post...either Callie or my real name said something about me being an angel

lol.

Thanks for pointing this website out

the_mongoose2020 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:33 am

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Googlism for: andy
andy is teaching
andy is a naughty boy
andy is coming to play again
andy is a finalist in the leinster ranking tournament
andy is dandy
andy is more metal than you are
andy is unsympathetic
andy is a big advocate of shop safety
andy is 9 and robin is 7
andy is a gambling man
andy is back
andy is wearing his lowrider
andy is a hardworking researcher
andy is readin la times
andy is a very successful writer
andy is here
andy is on the left
andy is candy
andy is a full
andy is in need of a loving home in ca
andy is the mail's new man
andy is the only one who knows whats going on
andy is no slouch
andy is running biography help us issues calendar order andy's book news releases legal defense fund home why andy is running
andy is running biography help us issues calendar news releases legal defense fund see our video welcome
andy is teaching currently learn more about andy and this site
andy is home alone

Pretty funny if you ask me :roflol:

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the_mongoose2020 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:34 am

Quote:

Googlism for: andy
andy is teaching
andy is a naughty boy
andy is coming to play again
andy is a finalist in the leinster ranking tournament
andy is dandy
andy is more metal than you are
andy is unsympathetic
andy is a big advocate of shop safety
andy is 9 and robin is 7
andy is a gambling man
andy is back
andy is wearing his lowrider
andy is a hardworking researcher
andy is readin la times
andy is a very successful writer
andy is here
andy is on the left
andy is candy
andy is a full
andy is in need of a loving home in ca
andy is the mail's new man
andy is the only one who knows whats going on
andy is no slouch
andy is running biography help us issues calendar order andy's book news releases legal defense fund home why andy is running
andy is running biography help us issues calendar news releases legal defense fund see our video welcome
andy is teaching currently learn more about andy and this site
andy is home alone

Pretty funny if you ask me :roflol:

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