MadTV spoofs American Idol

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K: Hey, y'al! I'm Kelly Clarkson, and I am the original American Idol, okay? And I am very, very, very popular. I swear.

K: Here's the deal,
I was first to win.
The show was great
'Till they let others in.
Yeah, yeah, since I was on.

R: I won next,
And I'm doing well
Except for the fact my CDs don't sell

K: Yeah, yeah, since we went on

F: Then I was the last to win
(something) never even know
All because of that dumb Asian

W: She bangs, hello!

ALL: Since we been on

W: -explicit lyric-

ALL: I've already gone bye-bye

R: I've gone, too
So I say(?)
To lose

J: Hey, remember me? I'm Justin Guarini. Half white, half black, half talent!

J: It was close, but you got first prize
Even with your big old fat thighs
Now I'm broke
Since we've been on

C: It's Clay time!

C: This one I came in second to
But I'm a-haunting on you
I thanks my fans and Jesus, too

W: Jesus bangs, he bangs!

D: Hi, I'm Diana Degarmo! I came in second place last season! I like to sing, too! I'm only sixteen, I'm from Snellville, Georgia, and I'm the cutest little thing you ever--

ALL: Since we've been on

R: I've got some stomach staples

ALL: My bank account's gone bye-bye

W: I got cable

J: I wait on tables

C: I'm dressed in Sable

ALL: Since we've been on!!!

I think most is right.

K=Kelly
R=Ruban
F=Fantasia
J=Justin
C=Clay
D=Diana
W=William