Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:36 am
You poor thing... you didn't take your not-crazy-pills today, did you? 
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:36 am
Full Metal Alchemist wrote:Stupid hypthetical Story about Neopets down...WITH EDUCATION!
Once a pounce a time, there was a big fat mouse. It liked cheese. And then Adam squashed it with his...LIGHTSABER. The lightsaber was on fire, by the way. So anyways, Adam keels the mouse, and then he roasts it on top of Neopet's only server, which is so overworked it's heated. Because they spent the rest of the money on HEINKIEN and marshmallow PEEPS and ASPAGURITAS! So anyways, he does that at the momentumn of a fly with 5 wings and a bowling shoe. Then Donna comes in and is like "OmG111!!1!! A m0u53!!!!11!" And they take out PILLOWCASES FILLED WITH BABY LLAMAS! And the beat each other with the pillowcases until PirateZug is like "Arrr!!!..." and then he gets DEPRESSION and becomes a SUICIDAL maniac who starts drinking oranges with a fork. So then Adam wins the fight and eats the poor mouse with a RAKE. And Donna goes play COUNTERSTRIKE. Okay. I'm done.
Ah, I had to wipe the tears from my eyes after that one!
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:38 am
Full Metal Alchemist wrote:Stupid hypthetical Story about Neopets down...WITH EDUCATION!
Once a pounce a time, there was a big fat mouse. It liked cheese. And then Adam squashed it with his...LIGHTSABER. The lightsaber was on fire, by the way. So anyways, Adam keels the mouse, and then he roasts it on top of Neopet's only server, which is so overworked it's heated. Because they spent the rest of the money on HEINKIEN and marshmallow PEEPS and ASPAGURITAS! So anyways, he does that at the momentumn of a fly with 5 wings and a bowling shoe. Then Donna comes in and is like "OmG111!!1!! A m0u53!!!!11!" And they take out PILLOWCASES FILLED WITH BABY LLAMAS! And the beat each other with the pillowcases until PirateZug is like "Arrr!!!..." and then he gets DEPRESSION and becomes a SUICIDAL maniac who starts drinking oranges with a fork. So then Adam wins the fight and eats the poor mouse with a RAKE. And Donna goes play COUNTERSTRIKE. Okay. I'm done.
I fell off my chair i was laughing so hard, heck my stomach hurts now from laughing so hard.
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:40 am
It's really sad what Neopets withdrawal looks like... but at least it's fun! 
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:43 am
Is it just me or do I just see a banner on the front page?
Edit: Ok its down
Edit: Ok its down
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:44 am
vtothec wrote:Is it just me or do I just see a banner on the front page?
Edit: Ok its down
Yup. **hands Morningstar bag of dark chocolate** Wanna share?
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:44 am
it's times like this that you appreciate things like whack a staff member.
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:45 am
Yep, It MIGHT just be a withdrawl. Here's some of the statments I've said from 5 minutes ago to now.
"Oh Really?"
"Basket of pebbles shaped like madonna for your palate?"
"Will Smith won Shrek's boot for an oscar"
"Clothespin pudding."
"The snack that smiles back...before poisoning you with it's E. Coli Bacteria"
"*Sigh*"
"Ergo! Anomally! Shopping is FUN!"
"Now with Nails and Cream Filling!"
"Ear. 20% less sodium. 0g of carbs."
"Missles not included."
"Llama Mud Pie. With extra llama bits and slowly roasted for the maximum flavor"
"I be insane like bacon wrapped around a JUMBO shrimp!"
"Numa Numa Le! Keep dancing, love a study day! Best matching baby?"
"Oh Really?"
"Basket of pebbles shaped like madonna for your palate?"
"Will Smith won Shrek's boot for an oscar"
"Clothespin pudding."
"The snack that smiles back...before poisoning you with it's E. Coli Bacteria"
"*Sigh*"
"Ergo! Anomally! Shopping is FUN!"
"Now with Nails and Cream Filling!"
"Ear. 20% less sodium. 0g of carbs."
"Missles not included."
"Llama Mud Pie. With extra llama bits and slowly roasted for the maximum flavor"
"I be insane like bacon wrapped around a JUMBO shrimp!"
"Numa Numa Le! Keep dancing, love a study day! Best matching baby?"
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:47 am
"The snack that smiles back...before poisoning you with it's E. Coli Bacteria"
.... bwahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:50 am
Full Metal Alchemist wrote:Yep, It MIGHT just be a withdrawl. Here's some of the statments I've said from 5 minutes ago to now.
"Oh Really?"
"Basket of pebbles shaped like madonna for your palate?"
"Will Smith won Shrek's boot for an oscar"
"Clothespin pudding."
"The snack that smiles back...before poisoning you with it's E. Coli Bacteria"
"*Sigh*"
"Ergo! Anomally! Shopping is FUN!"
"Now with Nails and Cream Filling!"
"Ear. 20% less sodium. 0g of carbs."
"Missles not included."
"Llama Mud Pie. With extra llama bits and slowly roasted for the maximum flavor"
"I be insane like bacon wrapped around a JUMBO shrimp!"
"Numa Numa Le! Keep dancing, love a study day! Best matching baby?"
I can name a few of these.
5. Goldfish/Johnny the Homicidal Maniac crossover
6. Ubiquitous Expression of being fed up with the current conditions
7. The Matrix Has You.
12. Fat kid dancing to Dragonstei something something.
Some of this almost rivals my eassay "Land of a Thousand Cheese Graters" in its randomness grade. I have really underestimated y'all.
Soy Sauce with Speakerphone Exhaust.
Anyhow, back on topic, do you really think the Church of Scientology is getting new servers (???) thanks to Doug Dohring's dough?
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:52 am
Full Metal Alchemist wrote:Stupid hypthetical Story about Neopets down...WITH EDUCATION!
Once a pounce a time, there was a big fat mouse. It liked cheese. And then Adam squashed it with his...LIGHTSABER. The lightsaber was on fire, by the way. So anyways, Adam keels the mouse, and then he roasts it on top of Neopet's only server, which is so overworked it's heated. Because they spent the rest of the money on HEINKIEN and marshmallow PEEPS and ASPAGURITAS! So anyways, he does that at the momentumn of a fly with 5 wings and a bowling shoe. Then Donna comes in and is like "OmG111!!1!! A m0u53!!!!11!" And they take out PILLOWCASES FILLED WITH BABY LLAMAS! And the beat each other with the pillowcases until PirateZug is like "Arrr!!!..." and then he gets DEPRESSION and becomes a SUICIDAL maniac who starts drinking oranges with a fork. So then Adam wins the fight and eats the poor mouse with a RAKE. And Donna goes play COUNTERSTRIKE. Okay. I'm done.
part 2:
Once upon a time there was a big fat bird. it liked worms. and then Adam decided to befriend it by giving the bird a LIGHTSABER. the lightsaber wasn't on fire anymore. Anyway, he adds it onto Neopets only server, which is so overworked its heated. because they spent the rest of the money on quotes for the big bird, forcing the bird to say BRAAAAWWK! I hope you werent expecting to do anything today.
ok that was bad
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:55 am
Looks like neo is back up, or at least it is for me.
Might be the only thing that is working right on this stupid computer
Might be the only thing that is working right on this stupid computer
Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:56 am
I wonder if Doug Dough-ring knows John Travolta?! I want a new species named "Hubbard"...
Edit: Yeah, the site's back up, but half of it's still not working. Upon trying to use the lab ray, I get this:
I want a new species named "Hubbard"...
Edit: Yeah, the site's back up, but half of it's still not working. Upon trying to use the lab ray, I get this:
ERROR : Back soon! No, honestly!