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Hey Hey Hey I'm back (no one noticed ) well I'm a total MK freak so heres a few answers to the joke you've played to much Mortal Kombat when:

You speak of Kombatants as they were real

-When you find yourself worshipping the elders

-When you have seen the Mortal Kombat movie more than most fanatics see the Rocky Horror Picture Show

-You stab a newbie for saying that Reiko= Kahn

-When you make a costume not even for Halloween of Reptile and you spend extra time on the tail

-When you exclaim quotes from Mortal Kombat such as "There Is No Knowledge That Is Not Power" regularly

-When you write a song about they way Baraka's teeth glimmer in the moonlight

-You begin stalking Talisa Soto (Kitana in the Mortal Kombat movie)

-When you stab your computer to see if it bleeds black

-When you stab your snake to see if it bleeds green

-When you think that Sindel is your evil mother resurrected

-When you start a Mortal Kombat Klub

-When you are arrested for vandalism to Tobias' home

-When you take off your hub cab and put it on your head and go around your neighborhood exclaiming that you are the one true Kung Lao

-When you buy Tao Feng just because Tobias made it, then burn it

-When buy SF, Tekken, and Virtua Fighter games just to compare them to MK

-When you buy every MK game for every system (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)

-When you buy every MK Arcade (like Emperor_Sub-Zero)

-When you buy stock in Midway's Mortal Kombat division

-When you change your name to that of a Kombatant's

-When you join The Kombat Klub of 1993

-When you read the stock reports under Midway

-When you murder the Tekken and Tao Feng company executives

-You start replacing words starting with C's and and change them so the start with K's

I remember a few years back, in my school, it was very common to shout "Get over here!" in the middle of class, during a test, or just out of the blue.
I think I'm going to have to start doing that again this year.

Might as well start now...

"Get over here!"