A groaner...
Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:28 am
Don't kill me 
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetary when he heard a strange noise coming from Beethoven's grave,
Terrified the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognisable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "That's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too! Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh...the Sixth...the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned upon him.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetary, "My fellow citizens," he said. "There's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetary when he heard a strange noise coming from Beethoven's grave,
Terrified the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognisable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "That's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too! Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh...the Sixth...the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned upon him.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetary, "My fellow citizens," he said. "There's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:31 am
...
e.e
Yeah. That's all I have to say.
e.e
Yeah. That's all I have to say.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:33 am
Ughhhhh.
I need to stay away from topic like this.
They make me groan.
I need to stay away from topic like this.
They make me groan.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:29 am
...
*is speechless which is VERY unusual*
*is speechless which is VERY unusual*
Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:35 am
Teehee. I don't know why I kinda laughed a little decomposing hehe
decomposing hehe
Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:59 am
I liked it , thought it was cute. I always enjoy jokes I haven't heard before even if it's one that just makes me giggle.
, thought it was cute. I always enjoy jokes I haven't heard before even if it's one that just makes me giggle.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:12 am
It's almost as bad as:
What's white and can't climb trees?
Wait for it
It'll come soon
Nearly there
Ok next one
Keep going!
A REFRIGERATOR
¬.¬
What's white and can't climb trees?
Wait for it
It'll come soon
Nearly there
Ok next one
Keep going!
A REFRIGERATOR
¬.¬
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:13 am
That was cute, never heard it before.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:09 am
<.< Apple, TDG?
That was pretty cute, actually. Most of the time I've heard jokes like these, and I hadn't heard that one yet. I'll have to tell my mom, she'll like it, I think.
... Decomposing... ^_^;
That was pretty cute, actually. Most of the time I've heard jokes like these, and I hadn't heard that one yet. I'll have to tell my mom, she'll like it, I think.
... Decomposing... ^_^;
Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:16 am
I do like wordplays like this, even if it isn't really funny.
Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:55 am
I like them both, though, CD, your's made me start laughing out loud...
Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:46 pm
JellyFish72 wrote:I like them both, though, CD, your's made me start laughing out loud...
*Stares blankly at her talks in high picted voice*
WHAT? HOW...? THAT'S INCONCEVABLE HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *faints*
Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:01 pm
Gah! It's the attack of the puns! AAAAAAH! *Runs into a wall*
Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:32 am
Man, I love puns like this. My dad makes corny jokes like this all the time. We also have this priest at our school that will crack jokes like that too, it's so hilarious because of what he always looks like when he's saying it (he's this little, timid looking priest, and he always says it with the straightest face). 
Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:08 am
I adore cheesey jokes. ^___^ This one was cute. I think my theatre teacher will get a kick out of this. He makes corny jokes all the time that take you a while to get and once you do, your first instinct is to slap your forehead and groan.