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[.:Compact Disk:.]

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Dawn."

I cannot stop laughing at that one.

Me neither! Comedy pure and simple!
I got:

Designed for .:Chronically Depressed:..

Hmm... :?

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of .:Chronically Depressed:..

O.o I'm scared...

Because .:CD:. Can't Drive.

lol

...
How does it know? *scared*

Lightening the Cd.

O.o ... pure and simple O.o

Frigheningly Optimistic Saves Your Soul.

Yes it does... *pat pat pat*

Gonna Be a While? Grab an Andrew.

Again... O.o...

Fun site.

[Matt]

The Best Part of Waking Up is Matt in Your Cup.

You guys that are scared of cannibilism, that's nothing. This guy wants to drink me o.o

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Matt.

Yup. Follow the instructions on my tattoo, dudes.

It's a New Matt Every Day.

I can't even come up with a humerous rebuttal to this one. I'm just scared.

Just One Matt - Give It To Me!

I get that every day

Avez-Vous Un Matt?

So, d'ya've on'a'me?

Come See the Softer Side of Matt.

Yup. Tours of Matt's buttocks. Only

[Trinity]

My Trinity to Yours.
o.O There's more than one of me?

Half the Trinity, All the Taste.
o.O First they're gonna cut me in half, then they're gonna eat me! Cannibals!

Be Like Dad, Keep Trinity.
Nuuu! I'm gonna have to stay with him forever now! *Scratches door*

The Trinity Breakfast.
Stop... trying... to... EAT ME!!!!

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Trinity.
AARGH!

Make Fun of Trinity.
But that's mean... *Pout *

[VeraX]

Is it live or is it Vera?
Feel the Vera burn.
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Vera?
Please don't squeeze the Vera.
What would you do for a Vera?
Top breeders reccomend Vera.
Solutions for a small Vera.
We build Vera.
Got Vera?
I wish the all could be Vera girls.
A Vera works wondered.
Its just for me and my Vera.
Gotta Lotta Vera
Something Special In The Vera.
Vera stays sharp till the bottom of the glass.
Poppin' fresh Vera.




I think I might be having a tad too much fun with this..

[Twinkle]

The Best Part of Waking Up is Matt in Your Cup.

You guys that are scared of cannibilism, that's nothing. This guy wants to drink me o.o

*chuckle* That reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe craves meat. "There's a Phoebe on my sandwich!" "There's a Matt in my cup!"

Ooh I like this site!

"Make It A Helen Night"

Oo-er.

"Washing Machines Live Longer With Helen"

Catchy.

"Life Should Taste As Good As Helen"

*giggle* Yes. Yes it should.

"It's a Lot Less Twinkle Than a Hover"

And that makes so much sense.

"The Curiously Strong Twinkle"

Hurrah!

[Smart Duck]

We bring Smart Duck to life.

I guess I died....

There's more than one way to eat a Smart Duck.

Yeah, you have to catch me.

I can't believe I ate the whole Smart Duck.

Me neither.

More Smart Duck please.

You know you want it.

A Day Without Smart Duck is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Of course.


This is funn........

[sir_michael]

Colin Saves Your Soul

Yes it does.

There's Always Room For Colin

Woot!

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Colin Too?

Everyone should join the darkside... Muahahahahahaha...

More to come.

[Adam loves Hilary Duff]

"I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Firefaeriedoll."
"The Lion Goes from Adam to Adam."
"Live in Your Adam Loves Hilary Duff, Play in Ours."
(Live in your world, get devoured by a vampire bearog in mine?)
"Watch Out, There's an Idiot About."
"Keep That New Member Complexion."
"The Real Smell of Adam."

[(*Dranzer*)]

Based off my Furcadia character:

Get Saralyn or Get Out.

*Gets grabbed just to stay*

[Adam loves Hilary Duff]

Come See the Softer Side of Matt.

Yup. Tours of Matt's buttocks. Only

[paola]

Australians Wouldn't Give A Paola For Anything Else.
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Aaahh, Paola!
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Leggo my Paola!
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Always After Me Paola.
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The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Paola.
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Sometimes You Feel Like a Paola, Sometimes You Don't.
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All The Lorena That's Fit To Print.
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If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Lorena.
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The Curiously Strong Lorena.
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Lorena, the Other White Meat.


o.O;;

Some of these are scary.

[Zero!]

I Bet He Drinks Sunnie.

I bet he does too.

Moving at the Speed of Sunnie.

They must be moving slow then.

Just Do Sunnie.

Okay, uhh, wow.

If You Like A Lot Of Sunnie On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

There's not a lot of members of that club.

Come Fly The Friendly Sunnie.

Yes, come.

Nothing Sucks Like A Sunnie.

Ha. =P

It's How Sunnie Is Done.

It is.

I get the weirdest slogans. XD

[-Ducky-]

All too true

Little. Yellow. Different. -Ducky-.

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's -Ducky-.

You Press the -Ducky-, We Do the Rest.

Cannabalism

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of -Ducky- On Your Knife.

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a -Ducky-.

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a -Ducky-.

You Can Really Taste The -Ducky-!

Try -Ducky-, You'll Like It.

Better Ingredients, Better -Ducky-.

Random

Leave the -Ducky- to Us.

Get the Door - It's -Ducky-.

Choosy Mothers Choose -Ducky-.

Make Every -Ducky- Count.

Do You, uh, -Ducky-?

and my favorite:

You Press the -Ducky-, We Do the Rest.

[Vans]

Designed for Vans.

Hmm.. How interesting. Not.

[Optimus]

Loves the Optimus You Hate.

Interesting...

The Optimus Effect.

Okay then.

Where Optimus is a Pleasure.

Hehehe. I like this one.

Daddy or Optimus?

Choose Daddy. CHOOSE IT!