Oddest spam you've received

[Siniri]

I'll occasionally open spam (without marking it as safe) just to see if it's relevant. Today, I got the following, and it cracked me up:

From: Calliste Trumball
Subject:
Heyello,

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one should never think of doing with the trunk of a sala
tree. And though the acton tore up his handkerchief, and
with melted a pity, i remarked, pleasantly, that you are
so huns are mystic sounds that stand as emblems for is the
life of living creatures? Where also do to that rakshasa
today, attended by all my family she had secured three aces
for some time already, who makes gifts of earth with due
rites unto persons all full of life and waving leafage,
ethereal with disdain. It chanced, however, that immediately
been outcasted (on account of the commission of ganesa.
and ganesa, obviator of obstacles, ready of 1858. A series
of debates was held in seven.

I can only guess that it was babelfished... the link was .cn, but of course I didn't click on it. Anyone else gotten spam as beautiful as this? Feel free to share your spammiest tales.

[WIS]

I get a lot of those too, they're mostly what seems to be randomly generated paragraphs accompanied by male enhancement advertisements. I don't know if any are really that appropriate to post here.

[Mongrel]

From: CALISTUS OBANYE
Subject: hiiiii Rachel‏
Body:
Hi rachel
how are you i saw your profile in student.com, am interested in a relationship with you.

my name is calistus am from nigeria
looking for a girl of your kind.

i love your profile and your picture look cute

am interested in a relationship with you and i mean it from the dept of my heart.I LOVE YOU mere looking and seeing your profile
i strongly believe we can make the heavens happy by feeding the atmosphere with our love.

reply me please so i can know your view

kindly attach a picture of yours for me to see you more.

much love and big kiss
calistus

I don't know if this is strictly spam, as I actually had an account on the aforementioned website and my name really is Rachel. But it's long been my favorite bit of random mail.

[Rissa]

I don't think any of the spam I have ever gotten has been that poetic. Then again, I don't usually read my spam.

[Ammer]

As a warning, please do not post any inappropriate material as this is a family friendly site

[Marie]

"YOU HAVE WON PRIZE MONEY FOR USING MICROSOFT WINDOWS"

The hilarious thing is that I don't.