Are computers masc. or fem. ?
Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:31 pm
Guys, Should computers be considered masculine or feminine. Here are some points regarding both:L-
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Why computers should be considered masculine:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers should be feminine:
1. No one but their creator understands their interanl logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:55 pm
hehe that's great 
Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:27 pm
Wow. How true. How true indeed.
And the verdict is?
And the verdict is?
Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:29 pm
Between the hours of 1am-1pm they are masculine. From 2pm-12am they are feminine. Between 1:00:01pm and 1:59:59 pm they are asleep. from 12:00:01am to 12:59:59 am they are eating lunch.
Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:26 am
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
So true
... Good joke 
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But both sides are so equal... therefore... computers are unisex!
Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:03 am
Isn't computer neutral in German ?
Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:22 pm
the_dog_god wrote:Isn't computer neutral in German ?
It is
Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:08 pm
Princess Miyu wrote:Between the hours of 1am-1pm they are masculine. From 2pm-12am they are feminine
Sex changing robots....now thats a thing of the future!
Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:24 pm
Cute...thanks for the smile 
Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:37 pm
Whaha lol, it is indeed só true
Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:53 pm
Mmm..I think of computers as female, since they keep trying to get smaller and sleeker. If they were male they'd be more concerned about their size, and no one would have ever invented a three inch floppy disc for it.
Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:49 pm
smudgeoffudge wrote:Mmm..I think of computers as female, since they keep trying to get smaller and sleeker. If they were male they'd be more concerned about their size, and no one would have ever invented a three inch floppy disc for it.
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