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Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:43 pm

fortunately, an angel came down and killed them both, and they lived happily ever after in heaven with graham

Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:11 am

Unfortunately, it was the angel of death.

Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:42 am

Fortunately, the angel of death's wings had holes in them.

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:14 pm

Unfortunately, the angel of death's wings were patched up with the greatest substance in the universe: DUCT TAPE!

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:25 pm

Fortunatley, the Bat-Zombie had sharp teeth, and tore a hole in the wings.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:07 am

Unfortunately, the Bat-Zombie wore dentures, so his teeth got stuck on the angel's wings.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:16 am

Fortunatley, the Angel was talking on it's cellphone and hit a wall and dropped Darth Vader and the Bat-Zombie

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:28 am

Unfortunately, the universe imploded again.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:12 pm

Fortunetly is was opposite day!

Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:18 pm

Unfortunately, that meant the universe exploded instead, destroying other universes with the flying debris.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:34 pm

Fortunatley, The flying debris was popcorn

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:40 pm

Unfortunately, it was radioactive popcorn that would nuke anything once it comes in contact.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:46 pm

Fortunatley, The alien universes where so advanced that nothing happened

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:12 pm

Unfortunately, since it was still 'Opposite Day', the alien universes technologies were useless and were subsequently destroyed.

Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:58 pm

Fortunately, as a result of there being no one to fight, world- and universal- peace was finally achieved.
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