Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Split @ 10)

Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:27 pm

Only if he's not too rusty.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:36 pm

1 Gillion-billion

What?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:00 pm

Chicken butt!!

Why am I so bored?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:08 pm

Because you are!

Why aren't we rebeling against th- I mean, ALL HAIL THE ALIEN KING!!!!!

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:10 pm

because he doesn't want us to and we have to obey him

should I become a nice alien king (I wouldn't hurt the real one though

)?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:15 pm

Only if the aliens say you can.

What coulor are the aliens?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:32 pm

no-one knows, still no survivors from encounters

why not invisible?

Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:34 pm

Because then we wouldn't know they had taken over!

Boing?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:04 am

Says the bunny.

Where can you buy a life?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:13 am

At the supermarket. They're right next to the clues.

Do you like chickens?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:33 am

they don't talk bad things on your back, so that's good

who is the superior being i keep hearing people talking about it and why does he own so many houses?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:37 am

I think you mean the Landlord...and because he can.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:40 am

A lot.

I murdered a chicken. What should I do?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:46 am

Resurrect it and murder it again.

Look! What's that behind you?

Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:53 am

it's a door! ahhhhhhhhhhh

was that scary enough?