Dung in a Neopian World by diva_brat

You do have a point! There really IS a lot of asparagus floating around the place! Well, not literately floating, no wait, Faerie Asparagus… yeah… and apparently, I’m also a fan of Asparachucks! Anyways, I’ve also noticed that there’s a good deal of dung related items. Maybe your next article should be about dung, why it seems so popular (after all, there’s an avatar for dung! And furniture! (speaking of which, where’d you get the idea of Asparafurniture?) and where it fits into society… think about it. – gameboy42690

Well gameboy42690, I did think about it! And that’s why this whole column is dedicated solely to (drum roll here) DUN DUN DUNG! (make that whole mystery movie dun dun DUN noise there.) Except for the small part about Asparagus! In reply to how I got the idea for Asparafurniture, well I have a good imagination! Actually all it took was the fact that there’s dung furniture, cloud furniture, all kinds of strange furniture, so why shouldn’t there be Asparafurniture? I wish someone high up on TNT would read this and create some! I think that would be awesome! And I’m sure a ton of you fellow Neopians out there agree w/me on this! Also recently I’ve seen references to something called Aspararose, it’s been around some of the misc. boards and chats, so my question to my, likely small public, is have you ever seen this item? Does it really exist? I’ve searched Neopets for it, but if it does exist it’s not showing up! Fill me in on this!

Stock Market Guides

The Neopian Stock Market by vinyson41

So, youve heard a heap about the stock market but are totally confused about how to play it? Well heres a little something that you might want to consider reading:

There are three main ways in which you can play the Neopian Stock Market. But first a few general tips.

Dont listen to what that Chia guy has to say cause he is always wrong J
Try and buy 1000 shares per day to maximize your profits
Keep an eye on your shares by visiting the market once a day at least.
The stock market should not be your only form of earning nps. Personally I play a few games and what not every day to make sure I have enough spending money.

All About Neopets

Give Away Times

All times are in Neopian Standard Time.

Balthazar’s Mega Faerie Giveaway Bonanza – 7 AM (NST)
The Health Frog Giveaway – 7 AM (NST) Daily
Muntando Fruit – Around 10:45 (NST), Monday – AM or PM
Chocolate Giveaway – 5:50 PM (NST) on Sunday

Give away’s take place at the Neopian Money Tree but you have to be quick.


Memoirs of a Veteran Neopian by Aqua_Squee

I am not the oldest Neopian, not the newest, but nowadays I suppose Id be considered a veteran. Not one of those cranky ones who are protective over every single point they earn. I have a modest amount and some modest pets.

You see, I have seen a lot of the troubles of Neopets, and fallen victim to quite a few myself. I am, admittedly, gullible. Scams, cheats, and hacks, you name it, I probably have fallen to it. Then there are the stupid things Ive done.

Those fake log-in pages First ones I fell for. Got an e-mail from an AOL account that did not exist, saying they wanted to give me a Starry Paint Brush. That was in my second month on Neopets, and I wanted to paint my Kiko. So, naturally, I went and made a trade offer without a second thought. Boom. Ten minutes later, I went to check if Id gotten the paint brush, and my account was frozen. That quick. I made another account and worked on getting my first unfrozen.


How to Fool the Soup Faerie by bigboyohler

OK, everyone should already know that if you have less than 2,000 np you can feed your pets for free at the Soup Kitchen located at The Neopian Marketplace. I found a way to trick the Soup Faerie so you can get free food no matter how many np you have. You must have two accounts (or a neo friend who you reallllllly trust).
Step 1 – In a different account put something up for trade at the Trading Post.
Step 2 – Go to the account with the hungry Neopets. Make sure to collect your interest on the money you have in your bank account, then withdrawl it all.