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I’m sitting on a road, a road to nowhere
All I got on me is my underwear
NeoHomes won’t let me in cause they don’t work
What’s the point of building these where are the perks?
Can’t someone reach on out and lend me a hand
I gotta live a little more, I gotta live a little more

I dont’ wanna give in to the Neopets blues
Can’t let me give in to the Neopets blues
So what if these soles are worn out and torn?
Cause NeoHomes anyway never ever kept me warm

My damn Skeith ate my petpet what is the deal?

The Haunted Woods is a perpetual Halloween-type forest. Here lies the Brain Tree, who demands knowledge of when people died. It’s completely random and can’t be unlocked if you just type in numbers. Instead, you have to go to the other boogie-man of the Haunted Woods, the Esophager.

He demands spooky food in exchange for answers. It used to be you could only get the foods from Edna’s quest (who asks for random items to complete her spells), but now there is a food store that sells them. Of course, the Brain Tree’s quests are rarely worth the price you’ll pay. Stuck in the middle of the Haunted Woods, there is the castle of Eliv Thade (an “anagram” for Evil Death), where you must unjumble letters to produce the word needed to move around his castle.

I was sitting under the pouring day. You see my name is Walter and I come from the Xweetok clan. You see, I am about two months old. You must think I am completely crazy standing in the rain like a bum on the street. The truth is, I got kicked out of my neohome. My owner, dragonhybrid, left me here. I am telling you right now, he is inhuman. He has no feelings. He did not care if I was starving. All he wanted was to get me and his other neopets to become just like him. A cold blooded killer. He wanted to make us strong and fast so we could hurt everyone on our path, but I did not want that! He saw my weakness and abandoned me on the street of Neopia. Now, I felt alone and forgotten. No one in this world loved me. I read stories about the good in people. To me, it is all a myth. Having someone who will care for me and love me is for me something beyond my wildest dreams. Yet something told me I could and should try and find one. I got up and started walking. I then decided I would travel the whole Neopian world to find what I truly believe is true. I walked past the rainbow fountain and followed the road down to the market place. I then saw that the soup kitchen was open. Starving I ran inside and politely asked for a bowl of soup. She smiled and handed me two! She knew I was really hungry and I saw that she was a good hearted young faerie. When I was satiated, she told me to come back whenever I wanted and gave me a couple of soups to go. She wished me good luck and kissed me on the cheek. I smiled and turned around. And here begins my quest. I shall travel the world, go beyond the seas to find one great owner who will truly believe in me and care for me. I looked to the horizon and savored the true feeling of freedom. With a smile and my delicious soups that I put into a bag which was given by the lovely soup faerie, I took my first step towards my near by future. – Midnightslove3

As we all have heard, America’s middle class is disappearing!!! Who cares? We’ll fix it. The thing that has been on my mind lately: Neopets’s middle class is literally gone! Either items are unbuyable (only people who have the Number Six avatar are able to buy them), they are expensive, or they are just plain crap. Now, as someone who truly cares about the many Neopians around, I feel I should lend a hand to all of you who need help making neopoints. So, here is my list on how to become rich. I call it, “Ten Tips for Making Neopoints”.

Play the sponsor games!!! Now, this may seem silly, maybe ridiculous to some of you, but by playing the sponsor games I make over 10,000 neopoints a day. You don’t have to be good at them. Most are quiz or trivia games to which certain petpages or sites have listed the answers. It can’t get any easier, people! So, now when you see those ‘10,000 Neopoints a Day’ guides or boards, you can just laugh and say, “I already have it. It doesn’t take long at all.”

The good Neopian lifeWhen I first started to play Neopets, it took me awhile to figure out what I should do daily. Here is a guide to a healthy Neopian life.

Every day, when I first log in to Neopets, I go to some areas that offer free items. I first go to Tombola, which is located on Mystery Island. It hands out things like bottled faeries, codestones, and neopoints. After that, I go to Coltzan’s Shrine, which is in the Lost Desert. Coltzan can raise your pets level, defense, intelligence, or she will give you neopoints. Then I visit the Giant omelette, Jelly World, and the Fruit Machine for free food.