Why Not to go to the Haunted Woods After Dark by Jason Meek

Brain Tree: I shall keep everyone else up all night…
Esophagor: Wwweeeeeeeeellllllllllllll, I caaaaaaan seeeeeeeee thaaat I won’ttt geeet to slleeepp annyyywaayyy, ssoooooooo, whhyyyyyy noot?
Witch: Oh, just shut up, it’ll keep down quest business!
Brain Tree: Why should I?
Esophagor: Riiiiiigggggggghttttttt, whhhhhhyyyyyyy shoooouullllldd weeee?
Brain Tree: I never invited you to join in!
Esophagor: Yyyouuuuuuu ddoooooonnnn’ttt wwwwwwaaaaaaaanttttt tooo seeeee meeeeeee ouutttttt oofffffff ttheeeee grrrrouuuuuuuundddddd…
Brain Tree: Why should I, of all trees, have to listen to YOU!? You DO give away all my answers…
Esophagor: Weeelllllllll, eeeeeeexxxxxxcuuuuuuuseeee mmmmeeeeeeeee!!!! HHoowwww eeellllllssseeeeeeee wouuulddd aanyyyyonnnnne kkknnnnnoooooooww?
Brain Tree: That’s the whole POINT of quests, hardness! I saw this ciamanager guy come up and finish two of your quests in less than one hour!
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