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Have you ever been tired of taking care of your neopets? Are you leaving for a vacation and, unlike me, don’t want your neopets to starve to death? Well that’s absolutely wonderful because this is an ad for Neopia’s very own Grand Neopian Lodge. It doesn’t matter if you’re poor, rich or just a cheap penny pincher we can always make space for you (as long as your willing to pay that is). I must admit that this ad is not actually endorsed by the Neolodge. But after years of tedious study on the subject, I do not see how anyone can not accept everything written here for what it is, the truth. With the assistance of the wonderful Neopets help site, PPT, it is my duty to tell everyone who cares all I know of Neopia’s one and only Grand Neopian Neolodge.
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Let’s face it, you are not the laid back easy going neopian. You are also not the type of neopian that finds it neccessary to spend more than 2 hours every day on neopets. Well then this guide is for you! This guide will tell you how to make it big time, considering how much you have currently =]

300+ Neopoints! *Note: This depends on your performance on this game
Name: Meerca Chase
Genre: Action
Difficulty: Easy
Average Time Taken: 3-5 minutes

To play Meerca Chase you must move the Meerca around the maze eating the Happiness Neggs using the arrow keys. The more you eat, the longer your tail gets! If you bump into the walls, or hit your own tail then you lose. The more Neggs you eat, the more points. Good Luck! Remember, stay away from the Red Neggs. If you pick up one of those, you lose!
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This is an easy game. All you have to do is shoot pies and robots.

Points

Clown chia’s head-2 points.

Clown chia’s arm-4 points.
*If the chia is crawling and missing one of its arms, watch out! It will explode and take one of your lives.

Clown chia’s shorts-1 point.
*If it falls, these are VERY explosive, so it might blow up.

Clown chia’s umbrella-3 points
*If you shoot the chia when it’s really high up, it usually explodes. This will not take one of your lives.

Clown chia’s inside-1 point
*You only get to shoot the skeleton if you shoot it’s head first.

Pie-5 points.
*If it hits you, it will take away one of your lives.
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Here I’m going to talk about some tricks that are obvious and some that are not to make you some np in Neopia.

1) Play games: You’ve heard it before and I’ll say it again. It’s the best way and probably fastest to making np in Neopia.

2) Invest in the stock market: Some say don’t with the 15 np/share policy but if it goes below 15 its a certainty it’ll go above again, and the Pant Devil cant swipe your investments!

3) Do your daily tasks: Tombola, Fruit Machine, Coltzan’s Shrine… You’ve heard it all before. Additionally, sell your omelettes which you can get for free in Tyrannia. You may ask, “How do I feed my pet?” and that’s when the rare trick comes in.
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Introducing the new The PPT Show hosting formula, we’re bringing in four (or four plus one) hosts Kym Huynh, Dave Moyer, Jonny Blackler, Lee and Helena to the mix to bring you an episode of hilarity, mischief and mayhem. From topics such as a wrap of Neopets Halloween to the new Neopets game “Ready to Roll” and discussion of the latest news on Neopets, in no way or form do we discuss nor endorse illegal activities on Neopets… ever. You’ll just have to listen to find out what we mean.

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