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Bumper cars promotion imageA game of quick intuition, rough speed and banging, bumper cars will not only help you ease your frustration, it will also earn you neopoints on the side! and possibly, a shiny new trophy to display and bragging rights. This game is played rodeo style, four cars locked in a ring where they crash and bang each other to victory. The victor, the last one standing.

There are many hints and tips to this game. To effectively beat this game and receive a higher score, you must aim not to lose hp, even though you still gain a little bit at the start of each new level. Even though you may be at full health, the extra health at the new level will add to it. When you hit a car, immediately back away as the opponent car often charges you straight after doing major damage. A good strategy is to hit the opponent car front on, then reverse, and hit another car boot first. Most people play this game by running in circles in the center, letting other cars bang into them but hurting themselves while others dodge the other cars and finish off the last one. Any method is fine but remember that you can only score points for as many hits as you do.

I know we’ve all seen those 10k a Day articles, telling us that we can make thousands on np in under an hour. They show off the authors’ best game scores but they don’t really help much. What you really need to know is WHY these games are so good to play and how you can learn to play them better. These are some of my favorite games, it’s true, but hopefully when I pass on what I know to you, they’ll be your favorites as well.


I remember well when Turmac Roll came out and the Neopets staff warned that it was ‘very addictive’. I think that still stands to this day. It’s always the first game I play when I log on. I usually don’t send my score until I get at least 300 points, but I have got over 1000 before. The points translate directly to neopoints, so you win whatever amount you score.

This game is fairly simple and I almost always get 3,000 neopoints a day from it. It only took me a couple of games to get used to it, and then I was getting 1,000 neopoints a game!

Basic Tips

  1. Always play on hard. The only difference is the wind speed, which I hardly notice.
  2. Always be VERY careful when your Hasee lands! You will feel very bad if you lose a precious life because you were a fraction off.
  3. It takes 667 points to get 1,000 neopoints (on Hard), so if you are just playing for the neopoints, you can stop there. (I usually stop in the second section.)
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First of all you need a score of 1000+ to get the avatar. Some people say that jelly processing plant was easier but I believe Hungry Skeith is easier. You don’t have to worry about all the ice cream combos.


red jelly or carrot thing = 3 points
blue jelly = 5 points
green jelly or radioactive cake thing = 8 points


Alright if you have very bad reaction time and hand eye coordination, you will most likely not be able to get this avatar (unless you practice a lot).

Now then, you need to get familiar with the factory. To put the red jelly in the red bin and you are by the conveyer belt all you need to do is press UP on your keyboard, for blue UP and Right, and for green UP, Right, and Right. To pick up a jelly you press space. To let go of one press space. So to put a green jelly in the green bin just press Space, UP, Right, Right, and Space. The foods, don’t worry about them just leave them alone.

Bet you didn’t think squash could be so fun did you? Meriball, the latest game to feature our heroine, Lisha, of Meridell, the action filled Medieval land of Neopia, is a game all about squash! With a twist of course, but then again, all NeoPet games have twists don’t they. This time, in an action packed game of squash, you are charged with defeating all your opponents. They take the forms of Lisha’s friends Boris, Morris, Kaeyln and the much-feared big bad wolf otherwise known as Jeran!

Of course, Squash is very similar to the game of tennis. However there are notable differences. The game squash is played against in a room, where the front wall, the left and the right walls are used as rebounds in the play. The player takes turns hitting the ball. You get the idea don’t you? Excitement is added to this through its power ups and of course, those adorable hamsters that so love to get into your way.