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This guy claimed to have a code that would get you a million np, only if you had 100,000 and send him your password. First I reported him, then I decided to have a little chat. It is quite funny actually. (I am T34297) My comments are in italic.

T34297: hi

Greennoell: hi

T34297: explain how you can get me 1,000,000 np

Greennoell: HOW MANY NEOPOINTS DO U HAVE?

He wants to make sure it is worth his while to steal.

T34297: 400,000

T34297: approx.

Greennoell: OK WELL I NEED UR PASSWORD AND USERNAME SO I CN PUT IN THE CODE 2 GET THE MILLION
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On the first level of Snowmuncher, you have enough time to get each of the green gems and many, if not all of the purple Snow Wurm gems, and you want to always get as many of these as possible as they are worth 100 points each! If you get all of the gems, you can easily get 615-750 points for the first level. After level one, get any gems that are in your path, but don’t try to get them all, or you may run out of time. Remember, Bloat Be Gone only gets rid of 50% of your bloat at a time, so you need to keep an eye on how bloated the little guy gets and how far away the next bottle is. Also keep a look out for those Frozen Eyeballs. Deiter doesn’t like eating them, but he can, and they are good for him! They can be easily mistaken for Snow Wurms if you are in a hurry though.
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From quirky quirks to straight out funny imagery, the caption competition will test your wits and humor. With a picture each week, you, the neopian will be able to create a short story, quote, speech that turns the image into a hilariously funny story. Why not give it a go? It is simple, yet entertaining at the same time. Did I mention the free factor?

Basically, to win this game, make sure that you submit your lines as soon as the newest competition opens as many high vote counts go towards the earlier entries. Although there is no set time limit to when a new competition arises, just keep your wits about you and check the news page every other day or so and if you are lucky, you’ll be one of the first to submit in a quirky line!
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