The Pink Poogle Toy Show 1: Coke Or Die

Episode #1 brings in two new hosts, Emma and Marissa (Fiddelyquat), who join Darcie and Kym in an action-packed, insane-randomness filled show about banner ads on Neopets, Doug Dohring and his links to Scientology, the PPTbies, the Neopets Sogo event, some general information about Adam Powell and Donna Williams, immersive advertising, our theories about why Neopets goes offline, and Pokemon and its implications on Neopets.

The Neopets Plague by kiwi_kitsune

I have played Neopets since it came out, that’s a long time. The beginning, it was clean. With laughing children and gumdrop rivers. So what happened to the tranquility?

It all burned down.

Google, free cursors, college funds, we salute you. No really. You tore down Neopets, spat on it, lit it on fire and laughed in twisted delight as the whole thing just became a tangled mess. Only the greatest in corporate sell-outs can achieve that much. So far, I have seen ads for free cursors (Including one of a cigarette), Canada, Orbitz, colleges, dating sites, ring tones, great deals on Neopets, and the rest goes on. I’m sure the numerous 9 year olds would love to travel to Canada with Orbitz. And ya know, that cigarette cursor? I think it’ll look great on my shop front, ya? Dating sites, studies show that dating sites have a high chance of ending in a mess. In other words, bitter failure.
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The Pink Poogle Toy Show 5: Altador Cup Prizes

Marcus, Rachel, Kym (the veterans), Evan and The Wonder Weezel (first-timers) unite to bring you the welcome-back show! We discuss Neopets mobile, Neopets premium, ponder whether blocking the advertisements will get you frozen, Altador plot prizes, the Lutari talisman, and the beginning of the Cyrodrake’s Gaze plot.