He’s a clear loon with a quirky sense of humour. Meet Mr. Insane, an… insane (duh!) staff member at Neopets. The programmer of popular games such as NeoQuest and NeoQuest II, Mr. Insane swears that he’s from outer space and is only living on Earth so he can implement his plan of galactic domination. Who is he really? Nobody knows, but what we do know is that he wants to create a Harry Dean Stanton neopet. To find out more, read on and discover some wickedly insane facts about Mr. Insane.
Sloth or Dark Faerie?
Darigan or Meridell?
I’m a Kass Uni.
Number 6 or Poptart?
Pop Tart cooks me food sometimes. Number 6 just mocks me.
Neopet, or Petpet, or Petpetpet?
Petpetpetpetpet… petpetpet. Pet.
Asparagus or pickles?
Neopoints saver or big spender?
Direct database access = infinite neopoints!
Evil or good?
Peanut butter or jelly?
Peanut butter AND jelly.
Battler or peace freak?
What is a typical day like on Neopets for you?
7 AM – Wake up. 8 AM – Get out of bed. 9 AM – Conquer Asia. 10am – Head for work. 10:30 AM – Arrive at work. Greeted by trumpets; maidens strewing rose petals across my path. 10:32 AM – Yelled at for being late. 11 AM – CLASSIFIED 12 PM – Lunch 1 PM -5 PM CLASSIFIED 6 PM – Start work. 7 PM – Go home. 9 PM – Redesign Tokyo. 10 PM – Watch TV. 10:30 – Turn on TV, watch actual TV programs. 11:30 – Bed.
How many neomails would you say you get daily from fans?
None. However, my enemies send me at least a half-dozen neomails a day.
What do you dislike most about Neopets?
Our timetable for galactic domination is a little behind.
What is your favourite avatar?
The impossible paintbrush. Wait, I’m not supposed to talk about that. *waves hand* You heard nothing.
Have you made an item before? If so, what is your favourite and why?
I once made a little clay ashtray at summer camp. However, the favourite item I made is the moon.
What previous jobs did you have on Neopets?
I’ve always worked on games as well as some back-end stuff. Additionally, whenever we need to invade another company and pillage their offices, I usually lead the armoured cavalry division. I AM also the Archbishop of Glendale.
When is your birthday?
A long time ago in a hospital about eleven miles from here.
Have you played Neopets as a user? If so, how long?
I’d never even heard of Neopets before they called me offering a job.
What is the best/worst thing about your job?
I AM only paid a finite amount of money, rather than the infinite amount that would be preferable. However I understand that your human financial systems do not allow for infinite pay checks, so I suppose I must endure.
If you could live in any Neopian world which would it be and why?
If there was a world devoted entirely to cheese, I’d live there.
What is your favourite game and why?
NeoQuest II. Because I wrote it, and I’m arrogant.
What is your favourite non-Neopets game?
Global Thermonuclear War.
If you could design the next neopet, what would it look like?
Harry Dean Stanton.
If you could trade jobs with anyone on the Neopets staff, who would it be and why?
Adam, so that I could only come into the office for five hours a day. Just kidding! Adam is actually chained to his desk and never allowed to leave. The photographs of him at the Dr. Sloth TCG launch are actually a
How did you first find out about Neopets?
They called me offering a job.
How did you get your job at Neopets?
They called me offering a job.
If you could have any job (other than Neopets) in the world for one day, what would it be?
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Have you ever chatted at the Neopets forums?
Only about space pirates.
Do you ever get criticized or hate mail?
Only from space pirates.
Will there ever be a trophy specialized for YOU?
If there is, it will somehow involve space pirates. – Maxximus