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|<div style="float:left;">http://images.neopets.com/template_images/flying_scorchio_green.gif</div>Grabbing as many scientific and magical books he could, Doirn flew into the privacy of his room and immediatly went to work. Throwing off his royal clothes, he poured over everything the books could tell him about the magic and workings of concealment, memorizing everything his great mind could. He had refrained from diving into such books as these before, as he didn't think he would be this desperate. But for something as the Dung, he risk such a venture.
|<div style="float:right;">http://images.neopets.com/games/new_tradingcards/lg_draik_day_2004.gif</div>Night faded into day, and Doirn happily walked across the fields and forests of Meridell, finally free of the confining castle which was his birthright. And with his royal clothes and colour gone, he looked like an average Red Scorchio to the Neopets he passed, whom he greeted warmly, each and every one. However, when he got to a Meridell guard post, they did not greet him so warmly.


Calling out to his servants, he tasked all of them to gather different things: flasks, magical liquads, supplies, and everything else he needed to break free that very night. To any wizard or clever Neopian, it was apparent what Doirn was going to do, but all the seperate servants believed he was just being eccentric as usual, having been locked up in his own castle for so long. As long as they were going to imprison him, they may as well give him what he needed, right? They held onto this logic throughout the day, while Doirn began to laugh with glee when each servant returned.
"Who are you and where have you come from?" commanded a Draik as he pointed a spear at Doirn.


<div style="float:right;">http://images.neopets.com/items/potion60.gif http://images.neopets.com/items/camouflage.gif http://images.neopets.com/items/fire.gif http://images.neopets.com/items/icefloor.gif http://images.neopets.com/items/blind.gif http://images.neopets.com/items/cloudspell.gif</div>Deep into the night, Doirn mixed together materials, magic liquids and motes in flasks, creating countless magical potions he would need on his journey to find the Dung. Finally, after many hours, he created a '''Red Scorchio Morphing Potion'''.
"My name is Melvin," said Doirn, seemingly oblivious to the fact a soldier was pointing a weapon at him. "I'm traveling to Brightvale to buy new fruits for my farm."


Of course, it wasn't a fully functional morphing potion. He was only a prince, and as intelligent as he was, it would take him years of training and more proper materials than he had there. No, this was temporary, and temporary was all he needed in order to fool his guards and escape into the forests and fields of his kingdom, and search for the Dung he craved. Taking a deep breath and crossing his fingers, Doirn drank his days hard worked, hoping it would prove worthwhile.
"However you are, you're staying here for questioning," said the other Draik, who also had his spear pointed at Doirn. "We have recieved word Prince Doirn went missing from his castle last night, and an unknown Red Scorchio was seen wandering around the castle. Until we know full details, we must detain you here."


<div style="float:left;">http://images.neopets.com/pets/happy/scorchio_red_baby.gif</div>Sure enough, Doirn's skin began to turn Red, and he began to laugh. Quickly putting together a satchel with all his potions and supplies, he snuck out of his room, beginning to walk out of his castle normally when he was a safe distance away. He was eventually stopped by a pair of Skeith guards who said, "You there! What are you doing here in this late hour?"
Doirn, knowing full well what would happen if he was found out, began to sweat on the spot, and before either Draik could respond, he reached into his pack and threw a ''Stream of Light'' potion on the ground, blinding both guards while he ran past them. Within minutes, an entire troop of knights were after him, which he held back for as long as he could with his potions, but was eventually overwhelmed and captured.


"My apologies," sighed Doirn, doing his part to look the silly and innocent looking commoner. "I had come to visit the storage room this afternoon and fulfill and order from my farm. But I seem to have gotten lost along the way, and been wandering the castle ever since."
<div style="float:left;">http://images.neopets.com/art/misc/skarl10.gif</div>Taken before the throne of King Skarl in Meridell Castle, the knights and Skarl looked through Doirn's belongings, and not only found his hoard of potions but his royal clothes, which he kept in case he would need them in his travels.


Sighing, the guards escorted him out and recommended he come back in the morning. Doirn thanked them, and held back his chuckle until he was out of earshot, at which point he began to run and laugh into the night and into the freedom of the world around him.
"Well then ''Melvin'', if that is really who you are," said King Skarl. "It would seem not only are you dangerously armed, but you have the clothes of the missing Prince Doirn. Would you care to explain this?"
 
Sighing, Doirn said, "The truth is, your majesty, is that I'm Dorin in disguise. I've temporarily painted myself Red to sneak past my guards, who have imprisioned me in my own castle. I have done this in order to find adventure and bring back to Meridell the treasured Dung, so our farms shall grow all the larger."
 
King Skarl began to laugh heartily for several seconds, then began to scream angerily at Doirn. "What kind of joke is that? Everyone knows Dung doesn't exist, and your silly excuse to hide your actions as a criminal and a kidnapper won't work on me. Guards! Throw this ''Melvin'' into the dungeons. He may wish to talk to us in a few weeks."
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Revision as of 23:18, 1 September 2006

Battle for the Dung Part 5
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Night faded into day, and Doirn happily walked across the fields and forests of Meridell, finally free of the confining castle which was his birthright. And with his royal clothes and colour gone, he looked like an average Red Scorchio to the Neopets he passed, whom he greeted warmly, each and every one. However, when he got to a Meridell guard post, they did not greet him so warmly.

"Who are you and where have you come from?" commanded a Draik as he pointed a spear at Doirn.

"My name is Melvin," said Doirn, seemingly oblivious to the fact a soldier was pointing a weapon at him. "I'm traveling to Brightvale to buy new fruits for my farm."

"However you are, you're staying here for questioning," said the other Draik, who also had his spear pointed at Doirn. "We have recieved word Prince Doirn went missing from his castle last night, and an unknown Red Scorchio was seen wandering around the castle. Until we know full details, we must detain you here."

Doirn, knowing full well what would happen if he was found out, began to sweat on the spot, and before either Draik could respond, he reached into his pack and threw a Stream of Light potion on the ground, blinding both guards while he ran past them. Within minutes, an entire troop of knights were after him, which he held back for as long as he could with his potions, but was eventually overwhelmed and captured.

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Taken before the throne of King Skarl in Meridell Castle, the knights and Skarl looked through Doirn's belongings, and not only found his hoard of potions but his royal clothes, which he kept in case he would need them in his travels.

"Well then Melvin, if that is really who you are," said King Skarl. "It would seem not only are you dangerously armed, but you have the clothes of the missing Prince Doirn. Would you care to explain this?"

Sighing, Doirn said, "The truth is, your majesty, is that I'm Dorin in disguise. I've temporarily painted myself Red to sneak past my guards, who have imprisioned me in my own castle. I have done this in order to find adventure and bring back to Meridell the treasured Dung, so our farms shall grow all the larger."

King Skarl began to laugh heartily for several seconds, then began to scream angerily at Doirn. "What kind of joke is that? Everyone knows Dung doesn't exist, and your silly excuse to hide your actions as a criminal and a kidnapper won't work on me. Guards! Throw this Melvin into the dungeons. He may wish to talk to us in a few weeks."