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|<div style="float:left;">http://images.neopets.com/pets/happy/scorchio_royalboy_baby.gif</div>Long ago, there lived in the land of Meridell a wealthy prince named Doirn. He had what every lowly peasant could dream of: wealth, fame, a giant castle amid the farm lands and an army under his leadership. But even having this wasn't what it would seem like to you and me like it did to Doirn. He had grown knowing all of these things, and taking them for granted as normal everyday things for the common Neopian.
|<div style="float:right;">http://images.neopets.com/pets/angry/scorchio_darigan_baby.gif</div>Not far from Doirn's castle, another Neopet was scheming a quest to obtain the dung as well. Hidden in the forests of Meridell stomped a powerdul Darigan Scorchio named Crim. His intentions for the dung were anything but noble, for he sought to to take as much dung as he could back to Darigan Citadel. The army of Lord Darigan was growing to an immense size, so large that no matter how many lands they crossed they couldn't find enough food to support themselves. A few days earlier, the army had no choice but to halt their advance in the hopes of growing a crop large enough to support them.


And so, Doirn took it upon himself to find something more to what he had, something that had more meaning to him. However, being in the position of a high ranking prince, this was not acceptable to his subjects, who required his leadership and presence. Whenever Doirn should walk out of his castle for exploring, his servants and army would line up to restrain him from leaving, pressing him back into his castle.
Crim, certainly not the best of Lord Darigan's warriors but certainly the strongest, was charged to find enough dung to help their horde through the long struggle of traveling to Meridell. Unlike the rest of ignorant Meridell, Lord Darigan knew of the dung and its great power, and while he didn't know where dung could be found, he knew of a place that could point in the right direction: The libraries of Brightvale.


It came to the point Doirn would need to sneak out in the middle of the night, using his castles hidden passages to allude his own guards like a real theif. They would find him days later, holed up in a tree or a cave trying to hide from them, and they would carry him back kicking and screaming, ordering them to lay him down. In this way, it came to be Doirn's luxury became his own prison.
Coming to an open field with no forest to hide his presence, Crim sighed and walked out into the sun, automatically alerting the farmers to his presence and alerting a patrolling squad of knights. Quickly surrounding him, a Draik commanded, "Surrender at once, demon! We know not where you are going, but you shall not take another step in our lands."


Eventually, the guards became accostomed to imprisoning Doirn within his walls, and he found it harder to escape in the middle of the night as before. Not giving up on his dreams to find something more, he continued to find new ways to escape his castle, but focused more on reading all the books of his giant library, absorbing all the knowledge he could of the world and its lands, searching for something to grasp onto. Then one day, he came upon an old dusty tome titled "The Myth of Dung".
Crim smiled, and began to laugh heartily as the squad of knights stared at each other in confusion. Then in one swift motion, Crim raised his foot and stomped down fiercly, creating a shockwave powerful enough to send all the knights flying several feet away. Crim grunted, saying, "Is this the best defense Meridell has to offer me? Foolish Neopets. I don't need to hide from the likes of you to get what I seek, but I don't want to waste my time and leave my Lord waiting."


<div style="float:right;">http://images.neopets.com/items/med_booby_5.gif</div>Dung was a stinky, horrid and disgusting material, and yet despite its qualities was an extremeley wanted and prized valuable. Placed in the middle of the field, it could make an entire seasons crop grow three times in size, making it all the easier on farmers to feed the nation. But because of all the wars fought for the it, all the dung was destroyed, and was believed not to have ever existed.
And Crim laughed as he walked off, leaving the stunned knights on the ground staring after him in fear as he slipped back into the shadows of the forest.
 
Doirn shook with excitement as he finished the tome, and said, "I will find this dung and bring it back to my lands. There must be some dung laying around in this world, and i shall find it."
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Revision as of 21:43, 17 August 2006

Battle for the Dung Part 2
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Not far from Doirn's castle, another Neopet was scheming a quest to obtain the dung as well. Hidden in the forests of Meridell stomped a powerdul Darigan Scorchio named Crim. His intentions for the dung were anything but noble, for he sought to to take as much dung as he could back to Darigan Citadel. The army of Lord Darigan was growing to an immense size, so large that no matter how many lands they crossed they couldn't find enough food to support themselves. A few days earlier, the army had no choice but to halt their advance in the hopes of growing a crop large enough to support them.

Crim, certainly not the best of Lord Darigan's warriors but certainly the strongest, was charged to find enough dung to help their horde through the long struggle of traveling to Meridell. Unlike the rest of ignorant Meridell, Lord Darigan knew of the dung and its great power, and while he didn't know where dung could be found, he knew of a place that could point in the right direction: The libraries of Brightvale.

Coming to an open field with no forest to hide his presence, Crim sighed and walked out into the sun, automatically alerting the farmers to his presence and alerting a patrolling squad of knights. Quickly surrounding him, a Draik commanded, "Surrender at once, demon! We know not where you are going, but you shall not take another step in our lands."

Crim smiled, and began to laugh heartily as the squad of knights stared at each other in confusion. Then in one swift motion, Crim raised his foot and stomped down fiercly, creating a shockwave powerful enough to send all the knights flying several feet away. Crim grunted, saying, "Is this the best defense Meridell has to offer me? Foolish Neopets. I don't need to hide from the likes of you to get what I seek, but I don't want to waste my time and leave my Lord waiting."

And Crim laughed as he walked off, leaving the stunned knights on the ground staring after him in fear as he slipped back into the shadows of the forest.