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Swiss cheese

Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:00 pm

Swiss Cheese has holes.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are in the cheese.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
Hence, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Hehe XD

Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:10 pm

O_o I get that joke....I just don't find it funny.

Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:58 pm

But swiss cheese is measured by weight, not volume.

Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:07 pm

Holy Over Analyze A Joke Batman!

I enjoyed it. 8)

Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:35 am

That's something that hurts if you think about it too much. I'll stop now.....

Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:09 pm

:D that's pretty good, made me smile

Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:40 am

Hahaha. That didn't even make sense but it was funny!

Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:10 pm

That's why I stuck to Provolone.

Good joke, man. Made me laugh. :)

Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:17 pm

I don't get it. :?

The more cheese you have, the more cheese you have. Right? :(

Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:37 pm

Stijn wrote:I don't get it. :?

The more cheese you have, the more cheese you have. Right? :(
*sigh* that's the joke :P it doesn't make any sense

"Swiss Cheese has holes.
The more cheese there is, the more holes there are in the cheese.
The more holes there are, the less cheese there is.
Hence, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have. "

don't you get it?

Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:41 pm

Ooooh, I get it now. xP

Thank you^^

Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:15 am

Good joke, I like it. Brought a smile into my day. ;) Er...and...

The monkeys made me post this!

Yeah, a dare.

ummm

Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:53 pm

Amusing?

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Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:01 pm

Nice. It's like my saying, that's stupid, but very true.

"The more tape you use the less tape you'll have." --Me.

Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:56 pm

Hehe! I get it! :D
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