Rock, Paper, Scissors

Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:12 am

The jelly was eaten by all the petpets.

Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:26 am

your petpets were adopted by grundos

Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:33 am

The Grundo is so cute, but Sloth comes to the meteor.

Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:48 pm

Sloth decided to plot a war so he left the grundos alone

Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:49 am

The resiastance stopped it before it even happened.

Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:56 am

The Resistance was knocked from the top spot of the UK Albums Chart by Madonna's Celebration in 2009:

Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:34 am

Sean Penn beat Madonna

Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:41 am

Sean Penn had to serve time in the pen(itentiary).

Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:59 am

Sadly, Budget Cuts beat (close) prisons:

Wed May 05, 2010 11:39 pm

A pork barrel-full of stimulus spending overrode the budget cuts:

Thu May 06, 2010 9:40 pm

The piggy created swine flu

Fri May 07, 2010 5:35 am

H1N1 Vaccine beats the Swine Flu

Fri May 07, 2010 7:31 pm

The plastic in the vaccine vials absorbed all the antigen, reducing the potency of the H1N1 vaccine:

(I've started bolding the new thing to beat since sometimes it's not always obvious.)

Sun May 09, 2010 11:45 am

The plastic was all melted down.

Sun May 09, 2010 11:36 pm

This plastic grinder is no match for your plastic, melted or otherwise:

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