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Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:25 pm

I've never heard anything in regards to microwaving a vase of roses...
What happens? Or doesn't happen?

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:43 pm

I know people microwave roses (without the vase though...) to dry them for pressing or just to keep them looking pretty before they have a chance to die. Maybe Shapu's secret hobby is pressing flowers. ;)

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:07 pm

Nikita wrote:I know people microwave roses (without the vase though...) to dry them for pressing or just to keep them looking pretty before they have a chance to die. Maybe Shapu's secret hobby is pressing flowers. ;)



Or irreparably damaging vases?

Sounds like a cool hobby to me, at any rate.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 am

Yeah sounds like a cool hobby to me

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:15 am

Miyu wrote:I've never heard anything in regards to microwaving a vase of roses...
What happens? Or doesn't happen?


Actually, I've never done it. I imagine it's a bad idea, since most vases aren't microwave-safe.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:11 pm

I agree... you don't want those shards flying out in every direction do you...

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:46 pm

ooh I also agree even though I do think it would be a fun hobby

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:37 pm

Shoyru_Lover wrote:I agree... you don't want those shards flying out in every direction do you...


Oh, but I think you do.
I think.
You.
Do.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:44 pm

Kitten Medli wrote:
Shoyru_Lover wrote:I agree... you don't want those shards flying out in every direction do you...


Oh, but I think you do.
I think.
You.
Do.



I'd go do it... And I'd film it for your amusement.
But I am reasonably certain my mother would kill me if I broke the Microwave.



Still...

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:04 pm

Asthaloth wrote:
Kitten Medli wrote:
Shoyru_Lover wrote:I agree... you don't want those shards flying out in every direction do you...


Oh, but I think you do.
I think.
You.
Do.



I'd go do it... And I'd film it for your amusement.
But I am reasonably certain my mother would kill me if I broke the Microwave.



Still...



Same for me really

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:19 pm

The best way to press flowers is with a toaster. Really. Sandwich the flower carefully between some paper towels or filter paper, stack a few books on top on a hard surface and wait a while. After it is pressed to your satisfaction, use a toaster to dry it out completely.

The reason flowers need to be pressed is so that the water can be removed (preventing mildew and wilting) without destroying the pigments in the flower. Microwaves and heat in general will do that, so the more water can be pressed or absorbed out initially, the better.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Fri May 01, 2009 9:14 am

theonlysaneone wrote:The best way to press flowers is with a toaster. Really....


You owe me a house.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Fri May 01, 2009 2:56 pm

Why? o_O o_O He didn't make you do it :P :lol:

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Mon May 04, 2009 12:25 am

Christopher wrote:
theonlysaneone wrote:The best way to press flowers is with a toaster. Really....


You owe me a house.


New toaster for me, as well.

Re: Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

Tue May 05, 2009 1:56 pm

Siouxper wrote:
Christopher wrote:
theonlysaneone wrote:The best way to press flowers is with a toaster. Really....


You owe me a house.


New toaster for me, as well.


And my subsequent medical and therepy bills due to my father backhanding me.
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