Grumpy Old King

[Xaidread]

Q: Where is you tell a flock of tomato Mirgle to thinking that you know from Lord Darigan?
A: The making him a pile of split Meepit crepe brushes!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

[May]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: makes you stop a herd of electric Doglefox wanting to isn't afraid for Judge Hog?
A: A shouldn't by a wing of gooseberry Diddler Ghostkerfish bomberries!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 53 Neopoints for the effort.

[Xaidread]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: How are another name for a Baby Acara apart a bad case a 2 Gallon Hatz?
A: A can't a amulet of Air 00 Hog Acara Angelpi!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 42 Neopoints for the effort.

[May]

11/23

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: How should you tell a pack of evil Draik which likes drinking from Kalora the Kau?
A: An sporting her a green Doglefox Goulblee brushes!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

11/24

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What shouldn't you think a school of ferocious Draiks who liking from Kauvara?
A: At wearing him a amulet of holographic Dr. Sloth Grarrl bushes!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

11/25

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: When will you trust a team of fierce Elephante with looks for treasure in Kikoughela?
A: By the art of inverted Draik Gremble butter knives!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

11/26

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: Where won't you turn an fiery Elephantes loves into King Coltzan?
A: The can't them a bag of invisible Elephante Grundo cutlasses!

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...
I'll give you 55 Neopoints for the effort.

[Combusken BG]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What do you call a family of checkered Cybunnies that explore The Lost Desert?
A: A bag of mutant radish burnumups

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 687 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:

Cup of Water

[ginny-ROX]

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

Q: What do you call a family of checkered Chias that explore the Haunted Woods?
A: protected by a official Faerie Ballet !



Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 632 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

King Skarl hands you:



Hot Crossed Buns