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That reminds me of something that happened in geography once.
"So these are the British Isles, this is England, Wales... *yada yada blah*"
"But, miss, I thought dat England and Wales was like, the same thing, like."
"No, duh, you eejit, England has red buses. Duh."
^^ Killer.
We just erupted into laughter. Poor teacher. She couldn't control us if she tried

Win an attendance award from my school and choose not to turn up to the ceremony

Here I go with another crazy summer camp story. We were going caving to this cave right next to a private horse farm. Along the edge of the property ran a electric wire. On our way in the cave it was off, so everyone just had to touch it. On our way out though, it was turned on. Please keep in mind we are soaked from being up to our necks in muddy water! One kid named Will picks up a stick and pokes the fence. In sings the stick, and does the same. Knowing them they wanted to start a fire.
Unfortunately there was a small stream that ran near the cave were we were able to clean up. But the electric wire also ran along this creek. So while we were all cleaning off Will the stick dude goes and grabs the wire. Since he was also in the water, I'll say it wasn't very pleasant.

*kills self to death with laughter*

Some wires are pulse wires (on electric fences) that send out pulses of electricity rather then full blown complete charges.

Be afraid.

I seem to recall watching someone who was convinced they had gotten the beat down, and kept grabbing hold of it...

Might have been Brainiac, actually.

Yeh, that sounds very like a braniac experiment xD

XKCD Right?

I always liked the profanity usage by cause Pie chart.

I once posted a picture of Milli Vanilli in a forum thread.

You win. And this isn't even a contest.

That's right, nobody is stupider than me!

*flex*
*muscle pull*
*shame*

Does your wife know?

She reminds me every chance she gets.

(EDIT: still feels weird saying "wife")

Okay, I'm sitting here eating a slice of French Silk Pie. The top layer of said pie is whipped cream, which is white(as most of you already know). A moment ago I noticed a little piece of something white on the computer desk. "Aha," I said to myself. "A bit of the pie has fallen on the desk." This logical conclusion ignored the fact that the white thing was about a foot away from the slice of pie, and not in a place where I could have brushed it there with my hand. So I picked it up without examining it, and popped it in my mouth. Two seconds later I realized something was not right, and pulled a small fragment of styrofoam out of my mouth. Moral of the story: styrofoam has virtually no taste.