Here are some songs I didn't think of the other night
How Come-D12
[Eminem] You got a phone...pick it up...call me.
[Eminem - Chorus]
How come we dont even talk no more,
and you dont even call no more.
We dont barely keep in touch at all,
and I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more.
And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now.
After all the years we been down,
aint no way no how, this smurf can't be true.
We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you
[Eminem]
So young, so full of life in vibrant,
side by side wherever you was ridin' I went.
So close, almost on some Bonnie & Clyde smurf.
When Ronnie died you was right by my side with a shoulder to cry on,
tissue to wipe my eyes, and a bucket to catch every tear I cried inside it.
You even had the same type of childhood I did.
Sometimes I just want to know why is it that you surcame to yours
and mine I survived it. You ran the streets, I 9 to 5'd it.
We grew up, grew apart, as time went by us,
then I blew up to both yours and mine surprises.
Now I feel a vibe I just cant describe it,
as much as your pride tries to hide it.
Your cold, your touch it's just like ice
in your eyes is the look of resenment
I can sense it, and I dont like it.
[Chorus]
[Kon Artis]
It was my dream at first to be on spittin' a verse
on my own album with a deal but smurf got worse.
So I came out, I woulda killed a nigga first
before I let him disrespect me and check me over some worst.
Some smurf that I wasn't with, I would hit her then quit.
But you would pull a talk with her and tell her she was the smurf.
I told you dont get involved in it, you was smokin the chron with her
comin' out of the bar with her stumblin half drunk
like y'all was husband and wife or somethin'.
But me catchin' you smurf' other smurf musta hurt your pride or somethin'
cause you won't smurf at the mouth with people like you wanted with me,
when all I tried to do was show you that your smurf was shifty.
And ever since the fans and all the smurf that I produced,
you actin' like I ain't your man and lyin' like she can't be loose.
But I am really your friend, I'm just tryin' to tell you the truth,
but dont hate the game or the player
cause the one that's changing is you.
[Chorus]
[Proof]
You're only at the top cause my homie had to stop,
now we actin' like I gotta live only for the block.
And homies in the hood, only she be on the tube,
only gossip on the porch, get to speakin' on who.
Fools I used to rap with all expect magic
like my finger get to snappin' and *poof* it just happen.
But Proof is just actin out the party was stoned,
Shady made it so my babys ain't starvin' at home.
See the devil in you grin, since the ghetto we been friends,
whenever real intelligence thats forever till the end.
I be the hatred in your eyes and the satan in your lives
and wastin' my times with these snakes in disguise.
(How come) when you talk it's with bitter and spite,
and (How come) it's my fault for what you did with your life
and everytime I go to hear you and play you look away.
We barely embrace, you can't even look me in my face.
[Chorus]
My Band-D12
(Intro)
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and smurf cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a smurf problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
(Verse 1- Eminem)
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like Oh my god it's him
Becky oh my smurf' god it's Eminem
I swear to smurf god dude you smurf rock
Please won't you please let me suck your cock
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star smurf, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b
(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band (repeated 8xs)
(Verse 2- Swifty)
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my smurf is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back
(Verse 3- Kuniva and Konartis)
Look him little punk smurf thinkin' he the smurf
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Em: No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
(Em: You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
(Chorus)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
(Verse 4- Proof)
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I Should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to stap on a smurf fan
Every time I'hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band smurf we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Em: Proof carry my bag)
smurf carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the smurf are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
(Verse 5- Bizarre)
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
From the Media,I got some suggestions
smurf Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
smurf are you kittens?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big smurf stomache, smurf think I'm cute
Then he told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
smurf D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
(Eminem)
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my smurf apart to know that you dont know my name
(Chorus- Bizarre - {Bizarre also})
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...{ha ha}
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...{smurf Marshall}
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band (Repeated 9x)
(Outro)
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
(Eminem as a salsa singer))
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
She Will Be Loved-Maroon 5
Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
Tap on my window, knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain, oh
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls
Tap on my window, knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Tourniquet-Evanescence
I tried to kill the pain
But only brought more
(So much more)
I lay dying
And I'm pouring
Crimson regret, and betrayal
I'm dying
Praying
Bleeding
Screaming
Am I too lost to be saved
Am I too lost
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
Do you remember me
Lost for so long
Will you be on the other side
Or will you forget me
I'm dying
Praying
Bleeding
Screaming
Am I too lost to be saved
Am I too lost
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
Return to me salvation
I long to die
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My wounds cry for the grave
My soul cries for deliverance
Will I be denied Christ
Tourniquet, my suicide
Return to me salvation
Return to me salvation
more if they come to me