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- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
- You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
- You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You channel surf faster without a remote.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
- Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You read this list the whole way through and keep nodding and saying "Hey, that sounds like me.."

haha very cool!

That is just too funny! XD I couldn't stop laughing!

- You drink coffee.
- You have arranged for coffee bombs to be dropped over your house.
- Decaf is evil.
- The codeword to your secret underground vault of coffee crates is in a top-secret MI6 vault with forty locks and a keypad on it.

XDD Thats hilarous.

And you've locked yourself in it.

lol some of those were really good

Wow! I love it!

I'll have to tell Paul, the guy who my dad works with... He's addicted to it...lol

Jeez!

Just reading that made me hyper. o.O

Or maybe that was the sugar.

Anyway, those are hilarious!

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Hehehe... mochaaaaaa

That's funny! Did you come up with those?

hahahahahhahaha

though sometimes i can keep it up 15 minutes without blinking

Lol, I like those best... *saved to hard-disk*

Heh, love that one. ^_^ That doesn't sound at all like me though.