Round 91
SSBB = Super Smash Brothers Brawl
To all of those interested in joining, there are no sign ups. You can just start playing right off the bat. If you need additional help, I am here most of the time and more than willing to try to help as much as possible.
Story as of now:
- Hulk or Rock? pic from Game Spot
The Hammer Bros hit Terry for -2 damage hammers. The Blue Bubbles sting Squall and Ryu for -1 damage each and remove their ability to use specials. The Moblin spears Rikku for -2 damage.
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The GM is still listing his grievances for Phoenix to look into. Phoenix has two notebooks full and is working on a third.
GM: And what the hell is up with Sony! Can’t they just make one system, just for gaming? The can cut their price by a third and make a lot more sales! The only reason I’d get a PS-3 is for FF XIII.
Phoenix: Sir, now you have just gotten into ranting.
GM:
Looks at Phoenix blankly then continues on. Now, I will never own a X-Box. Not in my lifetime. But, I think that X-Box Live is easily the greatest development in online play since Everquest made MMOs big. You’re getting all of this, right?
Phoenix: Sir, I don’t even know what the grievance is there.
GM:
Runs over and glowers over Phoenix. What! I thought you spent how many years in college! What did they teach you! The grievance is that it is not Nintendo or Sony! They are the only ones with the rights to make video games! Microsoft should stick to making computer junk. They stole Sega’s thunder. Sega was online play long before everyone else.
Phoenix:
Hiding under his notebooks. Sorry. I didn’t know that you felt so passionately about the subject.
GM: Now you know. Now go force Sega to make a Dreamcast 360 or something like that, but make sure they keep Sonic on the Wii and DS too. That is the only way we can get him on SSBB.
Phoenix: Yes sir...
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Kratos and Samanosuke are now engaged in a debate of their own.
Kratos: It has to be the Hulkster. No champion was as beloved as he was.
Samanosuke: No, no, no. It was The Rock. He was the most electrifying.
Kratos: Please. Hulk Hogan has captivated audiences since the 80s. Everyone loves him.
Samanosuke: Yeah, but all of his movies failed, and he sold out when he went WCW.
Kratos: That was when he really took off! The Rock peaked then ran before he reached his pinnacle.
Samanosuke: At least the Rock Bottom was an actual move, unlike the leg drop. Plus, he beat the Hulk at Wrestlemania.
Kratos: Oh, it is on now, freshman.
Kratos tries to pound Samanosuke, but the others separate them.
Sam: Time to vote. I, for one, like Triple H the most.
Snake: HBK.
Pit: Macho Man. OH YEAH!
Meta Knight: Dirtiest player, Ric Flair.
Montblanc: Yokozuna for the win.
Katt: Sargent Slaughter. The only one to be a wrestling icon and a GI Joe.
Everyone looks at Leon to break the multi-way tie.
Leon: Dudes. You all know it is fake, right? Right...
Everyone yells and starts chasing Leon down the halls.
0500/1700 Rule: Regardless of when the last update occurred, you may make actions
after 5AM/PM your time zone. There is no need to wait for an update to make an action, but it is recommended. Any actions that break this rule will not count as a legal action and will be promptly (eventually) pointed out. If you miss one of the posting periods, you will not get an extra move. I will allow posts +5 minutes in so you don’t have to rush your action.
Preferred Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks
[Character B] for
-X damage’ [Do not forget the
underline,
red, and
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks
Link for
-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks
a goomba for
-1 damage and
Ryu for
-2 damage
Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal
-3 damage to
Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo.’
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-3 damage[/b]
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][NPC][/color] for [b]-(X) damage[/b] and [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-(3-X) damage[/b]
Simple Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks [Character B] for -X damage’ [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks Link for-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks a goomba for -1 and Ryu for -2Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal -3 damage to Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo’
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [Character B] for -3 Damage[/b]
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [NPC] for -(X) damage and [Character B] for -(3-X) damage[/b]
Preferred Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for
+2 HP [Do not forget the
green and
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for
+2 HP’
Code:
[color=green][Character][/color] heals for [b]+2 HP[/b]
Simple Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for +2 HP’
Code:
[b][Character] heals for +2 HP[/b]
Specials follow the same format where appropriate.
Specials and weapons should be used before regular attacks can be used.
Special users can defeat one 1 or 2 HP NPC of their choice in addition to their special use (meaning without targeting the NPC with the special).
Super Smash Attacks (SSA): SSA actions are powerful, character-specific moves with special effects. They can only be activated two ways and usually involve the character being removed from the game (see below) for a short time. The SSA use counter does not reset until all characters have used their SSA. To activate: either use a Smash Emblem or buy it with some points. Characters that still have an available SSA are marked with the Yen symbol (¥)
Removed from the Game (RFG): Unlike in Magic: The Gathering, this is not a permanent effect. Characters removed from the game cannot attack or heal but cannot be targeted. They return to play after a set amount of rounds. At least three characters will remain in play at all times.
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Special Character - Gogo: Due to Gogo’s unique nature, I will post his information every round. If there are any questions, PM me, and I will willingly help.
Gogo cannot attack or heal. He is active every round. He has only one special which he uses every round.
Special: Mime: *Gogo copies the last action done (the post above this use). *Gogo’s user may choose new targets. *If a special was used, Gogo receives -3 damage in addition to the special’s effects. *Cannot mime SSAs or actions in the GM’s posts. *Cannot be the first action of the round. *If Gogo is not used, he automatically heals for +1 HP each round, but he starts with 30 HP at the beginning of the game. *He counts as male for gender related contests.</s>
Starting/Maximum HP = 50
Factions: (** = Active Ability)
Castlevania: +30 - Vampire Slayer - Characters can automatically defeat two NPCs with 1, 2, or 3 HP or defeat one 4 or 5 HP NPC in addition any other actions this round
Deep Space 9ers: +50 - Reflective Shields - All attacks directed at the members are reflected back to the attackers. Members can still attack
Dream Land: +20 - Skill Copy - Members may use any special belonging to any [Faction] member. (Check character guide or with the GM for specials)
Hyrule: +90 points - Magic Sack - Members may use any weapon unlimited times (weapon changes user after each use unless user can do unlimited attacks) (Check item guide or with the GM for items)
Independent: +0 - None (duh, they have no team)
Defeated - Kongo Jungle: +20 - Monkey Friends - When a member is attacked, the attacker receives a -1 damage counterattack for every -2 damage dealt to member (counterattack is rounded down)
Mushroom Kingdom: +40 - Mega Mushroom - All members deal double damage for the rest of the round, but cannot use weapons. Negative side effects are doubled for members
Pokémon: +50 - Pokeball - A random, unused Pokeball is activated. Members are immune to the effects
Sephiroth: +60 - Summon Sephiroth - Either: a Guard Armor or Dark Trooper appear; or Sephiroth appears for the round and deals up to -20 damage distributed among the remaining characters.
Sonic: +60 - Hyper Sonic Speed - Members cannot be attacked for the rest of the round. Members may still attack.
Square Enix: +160 points - Job Change - Members may use any Dressphere that is currently not being used (Check Dressphere guide or with the GM for Dresspheres). Counts as a weapon action
Versus: +70 - Versus: Adrenaline Rush - Members may make unlimited actions. Special users may use their special twice (any given player may only use the special once)
Characters
Bracket A - Mon & Tues
Simon----------------------------48 ¥
Alucard--------------------------42 ¥
Soma-----------------------------46 ¥
Kyle Katarn---------------------38 ¥
X---------------------------------44 ¥
Zero------------------------------36 ¥
Kirby-----------------------------43
Ness------------------------------43
Link------------------------------49 ¥ (Immune to specials)
Young Link---------------------38
Zelda-----------------------------38
Sheik-----------------------------46
Hayabusa Ryu------------------43
Jeran and Lisha-----------------37
Prince----------------------------47 ¥
Joanna---------------------------41
Kite------------------------------40 ¥
Mr Game & Watch-------------37
Wario----------------------------50
Peach----------------------------50 (Wed to Geno)
Pichu-----------------------------44
Plusle and Minun---------------28 (No target, unlimited attack, see below)
Purin-----------------------------49
Bracket B - Thurs & Fri
Falco-----------------------------31
Shadow--------------------------29 ¥
Blaze-----------------------------41 ¥
Edge-----------------------------48 ¥
Tina------------------------------36 ¥
Aerith----------------------------48
Cloud----------------------------49 ¥
Squall----------------------------42 (No special x2)
Beatrix---------------------------36 (No attack or heal)
Auron----------------------------43 (Unsent, see below)
Paine-----------------------------46 ¥
Rikku----------------------------45 ¥
Yuna-----------------------------44
Chrono---------------------------40 ¥
Fei--------------------------------47 ¥
Geno-----------------------------48 ¥ (Wed to Peach)
Chun-li---------------------------41
Ryu-------------------------------38 (No special x2)
Siegfried-------------------------47 ¥
Terry-----------------------------45 ¥
Kasumi---------------------------44
Liu-------------------------------33 ¥
NPC Stats
Like-Like x3 ------------------- 1 HP
Kremling x2 ------------------- 2 HP
Moblin ------------------------- 4 HP
Your beloved referees - Reno of the Turks and Lieutenant Alexander Munro of Starfleet!
Eliminations (Victim, Character, Player, Round):
Koopa - Roy - Christopher - Round 15
Giga Koopa - Wario - Okamoto - Round 21
Sonic - Black Mage - Okamoto - Round 25
Guard Armor 1 - X - Okamoto - Round 26
Donkey Kong - Prince - Typhoon - Round 28
Kongo Jungle - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 29
Diddy Kong - Yoshi - Typhoon - Round 29
Deoxys - Gogo miming X - Typhoon - Round 33
Mario - Yoshi via HRB - Typhoon - Round 35
Captain Falcon - Kirby - Okamoto - Round 36
Silver - Gogo miming Falco - Christopher - Round 39
Dark Trooper 1 - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 43
Elena - Zero - Typhoon - Round 44
Rude - Ryu - Okamoto - Round 46
Tseng - Paine - Christopher - Round 47
Samus - Rikku - Christopher - Round 54
Sora - Yuna - Okamoto - Round 55
Marth - Jenova - None - Round 57
Jenova - Roy - Christopher - Round 60
Ice Climbers - Aerith - Puppy Lover - Round 63
Tails - Aerith - Typhoon - Round 69
Yoshi - Gogo miming Black Mage - Christopher - Round 70
Roy - Kasumi - Typhoon - Round 73
Pikachu - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Knuckles - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Luigi - Black Mage - Christopher - Round 77
Ramza - Pichu - Okamoto - Round 78
Gogo - Himself - Christopher - Round 78
Mewtwo - Kite - Christopher - Round 79
Ganondorf - Joanna - Christopher - Round 80
Master Hand - Rikku - Christopher - Round 83
Fox - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Black Mage - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Sol - Auron - Christopher - Round 90
NPC Kills (NPC, # defeated, # sent):
Goomba - 17 - 30
Octorok - 3 - 16
Slime - 11 - 19
Koopa Troopa - 8 - 18
Spiny - 15 - 15
Deku Scrub - 6 - 12
Hammer Bros - 7 - 14
Kremling - 6 - 15
Heartless - 12 - 38
Paratroopa - 3 - 11
Redead - 5 - 12
Cactuar - 2 - 4
Like-Like - 4 - 8
Red Bubble - 1 - 9
Blue Bubble - 2 - 7
Bomb - 0 - 3
Wiggler - 0 - 3
Dodongo - 1 - 2
Lakitu - 4 - 4
Stalfos - 5 - 5
Moblin - 5 - 6
Zu - 2 - 2
Tonberry - 5 - 5
Iron Knuckle - 2 - 2
Metroid - 7 - 7
Malboro - 3 - 3
Thwomp - X - 4
Boo - X - 3
Floor Master - X - 7
Points: Max = 3*cos(2π)*(6!/4) - (2^3)(25^0.5) ± ln(1)
Blk Mage - 281
Stinkyllama - 56
Christopher - 482 (Free move x1)
Noo - 313
Ryan - 188
Roxas_x - 107
Okamoto - 500 (max)
Typhoon - 302
MJ - 3
Puppy Lover - 27
Uncle Z - 5
GM Choice - 8
Past Winners:
SSBM 1 - Samus of DS9ers
SSBM 2: Revenge of the Melee - Mewtwo of Team Pokémon
SSBM 3: All-Stars Unite - Roy of Team Hyrule
SSBB 1: The Brawl Begins - Rikku of Square Enix
SSBB 2: Shadows of the Brawl - ????
Point Redemption
Number of SSAs Left to Use: 24
Pokémon List:
1, 2, 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 16, 17, 18, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28, 30
Summon Materia Effects:
Found here
Character Profiles:
Found here. Enjoy!
Game Notes:
Changes made in SSBB 1 here. Enjoy!
Changes made in SSBB 2 here. Enjoy!
HRB Rules. Enjoy!
Request Info! - Active-ish
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How to Gogo - Enjoy!</s>
Game Site:
Overall, found here.
Preview movies, found here.
Round 91 Announcements:
1:
Both Brackets are Active!
2: I hope you liked the commercial parodies. They are really fun to write. If you have suggestions, feel free to PM me.
3: All entries are in! I hope you sent yours!
4: Entries received: 1. Entrants: Christopher. Winners: 1st place: Christopher. 2nd place: None!
5: [Insert cheap plug for
My set contest]. Tell all of your friends! It is all the rage!
6: Christopher get the +125 points and the free move. Since no one took it, I’ll combine the 2nd place points with the GM Choice to give you the SSA for this round.
7: Oh! The pokeball. If your screenname begins with a ‘C’ and ends in ‘hristopher’, just post any name and a number. PS: Said player cannot enter to win the Summon Materia.
8: I will be doing more of the ‘who’s greatest’ discussions since they are pretty fun to write.
9: If Seven of Nine and Col Tigh have a baby, what would it be? A Cy-Borg!
10:
Both Brackets are Active!
This Round's Weapons:
Pokeball: 1) Get second place in the reference contest. 2) Pick and pokeball and user you wish
Summon Materia: 1) Character (Need not be Square Enix). B) Something Final Fantasy related.
This Round's Dressphere - Square Enix use only!:
Gambler 2 - Slots: Three d6 are rolled. The average of the rolls (rounded to nearest integer) is dealt to one target character. Player gains that many points
This Round's Specials:
1) Jigglypuff: Sing: Two characters cannot attack or heal for the rest of the round. Cannot target special users.
2) Andy’s brother: Burn Knuckle: -5 damage to one character
3) A [blank] to the Past: Triforce of Courage: Automatic. +4 HP at the end of the round. Link cannot be targeted by specials.
4) He’s more nimbus than cumulus: Braver: -4 damage to one character
SSA: Auron: Unsent: Stays active until used. When Auron reaches 0 or less HP, he does not die, but he is returned with 30 HP, but cannot heal or use weapons for the rest of the game. Auron cannot attack or heal for the next three rounds after use
SSA: Plusle and Minun: Teamwork: Automatic. Plusle and Minun cannot be targeted. They make unlimited -2 damage to two characters (per action) for the rest of the round. Plusle and Minun are removed from the game for four rounds.
This Round's Stage:
None
This Round's Mini-game:
Referral Services
Entry Dates: Over!
Winners posted: Now!
Prizes:
1st - +125 Points and One free action that can be used at any time. Winner: Christopher
2nd - +75 Points and you pick the Pokéball that is used next round. Winner: None
All entries that are a minimum of 25 references long get +20 Points automatically. The entry with the most, accurate references wins. The list of references that I have found will be posted at the end of the mini-game.
My list: (In quotes to hide better)
Quote:
Day 1: - 2
Keith: ‘Kweh!’ - FF - Chocobos - Round Recap
Hatch, The Others, Numbers, polar bear, black smoke, and VW van - Lost - Last scene
Day 2: - 1
Raiden is a girl?! - MGS II. Due to his feminine appearance. - Last scene
Day 3: - 3
All singing and dancing - Armour Hot Dog jingle - Last scene
Free you from yourself - Futurama. Bender: ‘I am here to free you from your complicated lives! The complicated part, not the lives part.’ - Announcement #3
Tentacle joke - SeaLab 2021. Sparks: ‘Grab its tentacle.’ Murphy: ‘And tell it to cough!’ - Jenova’s second attack
Day 4: - 5
Yoshi’s second line - The Simpsons. Homer: ‘I am intrigued by your philosophy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.’ - Round Recap
Stabby BM - 8-bit Theater. He doesn’t get mad. He gets stabby. - Round Recap
Kratos sings - Oscar Meyer Hot Dog jingle - Second scene
Leon is a ‘Pean - Resident Evil 4. Leon was sent somewhere in Europe - Second scene
Leon’s ring tone, phone and answering - Star Trek - Second scene
Brilliant! Brilliant! - Guinness commercials. The goofy inventors that yell ‘Brilliant’ at everything. Brilliant! - Second scene. Brilliant!
Day 5: - 4
Megahedron - 8-bit Theater. RM: ‘Oh Megaherdron. We both know you are a result of my three point hallucination flaw.’ - Last scene
Sin and Vegnagun - FF X/X-2 - Last scene
*See me for the reference There was one here*
Nightmares and Helmaroc King - Legend of Zelda - Last scene
Day 6: - 3
Stabbed Fighter and brain damage - 8-bit Theater. Fighter: ‘Dozen times. Dozen times.’ - Round Recap. Dozen times...
Selling out - Krispy Kreme and BK - Last scene
Leon’s line - BK’s taglines. ‘Home of the Whooper’ - Last scene
Day 7: - 3
Ramza’s a Scorpio!? - FFT. This is due to the fact that Ramza is whatever sign the player is. Since I was born in mid-November... - Round Recap.
Yoshi: ‘Good Army’ - Firefly. Wash and Mal: ‘Good myth/Bible’ - Round Recap
Reno’s ‘escape’ - The Simpsons - Simpsons Tall Tales. Willie: ‘I found a way out, but you might not like it.’ - Jenova Death Recap
Day 8: - 3
Yoshi and Falco again - Firefly again - Round Recap again
Munro: ‘Choice of the Next Generation’ - Pepsi slogan. Choice of the new generation - Third scene
Munro: ‘Choice of the Next Generation’ - Star Trek: The Next Generation - Third scene
Day 9: - 6
Floor Masters’ actions - Johnny Cash - Round Recap
Seph and ‘not an actor’ - Geiko’s ad campaign with ‘celebrities’ - Second scene
Lance Bass Rules! - Kingdom Hearts. Lance played Sephiroth in the first KH game - Second scene
Reebok and Papa Johns - Wayne’s World. The scene when Wayne and Garth refuse to ‘bow to corporate sponsors’ while they are selling out. Great scene - Third scene
Cloud the fry cook - Robot Chicken. I basically redid the whole bit. - Last scene
Jor-El, Master of Scheduling! - Futurama - Future Stock. - Announcement #8
Day 10: - 4
Kite calls the suit ‘Bal’ - .hack// Balmung is said to be a suit. - Round Recap
Seph’s rant - IBM commercial. Capt Sisko was hilarious! - Second scene
Kratos’ commercial - Degree slogan. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman - Third scene
Meta Knight’s commercial - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Last scene
Day 11: - 12
Lord Roy - Fire Emblem. It is his class - Round Recap
Lord Yu - Stargate: SG-1. Yu will get this reference if Yu have seen the show, Yu know. - Round Recap
Sailor Yuna! - Sailor Moon - Round Recap
Summon types - FF. Those are the different types of creature Ifrit has been. I think he was also an airship in FF XII - Round Recap
Air Pit - Nike commercials - Second scene
Nike - Nike is from Greek Mythology... like Icarus and Pit is Kid Icarus... - Second scene
Seph believes - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Third scene
Seph really believes - The Simpsons. Homer: ‘I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.’ Counselor: ‘No you can’t! That is impossible!’ - Third scene
King Colonel - History of the World, Part 1. Best quote (after the Last Supper scene): ‘It is good to be the king.’ - Fourth scene
Snake’s snack - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Last scene
Work for FTD - They use Mercury on their logo. Again a Greek Mythology reference - Last scene
Chuck Norris - Chuck just is - Last scene
Day 12: - 3
Munro’s first line - Jaws. Line right before Jaws is killed - Round Recap
‘This side tingles’ - Selsun Blue commercials - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Last scene
Day 13: - 9
Rikku vs Gippal - FF X-2. They have a cute thing between them - Round Recap
The More You Know - NBC’s PSAs - Second scene
Bad Umbrella - Resident Evil 1-3? - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Octocamo and GEKKO - MSG 4. Snake’s new camo and the ‘jeep’ Metal Gear. - Third scene
Geiko or Gecko? - Geiko commercials - Third scene
Seph rocks! - iPod commercials - Fourth scene
Kratos doesn’t believe - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Last scene
‘Aw! Pit. Kill him!’ - The Simpsons. Willie: ‘It is a monster. Kill it!’ Smithers: ‘No, it is Mr Burns.’ Willie: ‘Aw! It is Mr Burns. Kill him!’ - Last scene
Day 15: - 5
Seph has it - Old Spice commercial with Bruce Campbell. So cool. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Last scene
Everyone hates Raiden - He got bad press for stealing MSG 2 from Snake. - Last scene
Raiden is the damn ninja! - His new role in MSG 4 - Last scene
So easy a dothacker can do it - Geiko.com. So easy a caveman can use it - Billboard
Day 16: - 10
Squishy Metroid - Caveman. (Starred Ringo). There was a scene with a giant mosquito getting squished on a face. - Round Recap
Bridge and Big Sur - Interesting fact: film and TV here in the States love using one of the bridges in Big Sur as a shoot location. It is one of the most filmed and photographed bridges in the world. - Second scene
Secret Rings - Sonic series. He loses his rings when injured. - Second scene.
Zoom, zoom. - Mazda’s current sales pitch - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Snake’s warning - MGS - Third scene
Damn Clancy - Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell - Third scene
Ghost Recon hate me - Another Tom Clancy game - Third scene
Luigi the Ghostbuster - Luigi’s Mansion - Billboard
‘I ain’t afraid of no ghost.’ - Ghostbusters - Billboard.
Loyal dregs - Futurama. Farnsworth: ‘It is up to you, our crew of loyal dregs.’ - Last scene
Day 17: - 6
Seph is brilliant! - Guinness commercials - Second scene
River-Seph! - Sephiroth is dressed as the stereotypical Riverdance star. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
The World and CCC - .hack// That where most of the series takes place. CCC is the company that made The World - Billboard
‘Live in your world’ - Playstation tagline - Billboard
Samanosuke can’t believe - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Last scene
Day 18: - 9
Are you a god? - Ghostbusters. I really think Rei could say ‘yes’ and mean it. - Top Pic
Three out of four Children recommend it - NGE. Have to cite the characters in the pic - Top Pic
Squall: ‘Welshie!!!!!’ - Futurama. Where No Fan Has Gone Before - Round Recap
Yoshi is a window!? - Ghostbusters II. Yoshi’s last comment was what Vigo’s head said before it died - Round Recap
Poppin’ fresh! - Pillsbury dough Boy commercials. At least Seph eventually giggled - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
‘Shoulder to, uh, shoulder’ - Futurama. War is the H-word - Third scene
Snake on a Plane - Snakes on a Plane. Oh that isn’t funny. - Billboard
Philanthropy - MGS 2 & 4. Snaky-poo works for them. - Billboard
Day 19: - 7
Jared and Subway - Subway commercials and their spokesman. - Second scene
Belushi, we hardly knew ye. - Seph’s mangling of the sandwich is baced on Jim Belushi’s Samurai Delicatessen sketch from Saturday Night Live - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Micro Wario. - WarioWare Inc is a nice game of many little games. - Billboard
Got Milk? - Got Milk ads - Billboard
Strong arms - Samanosuke and Kratos compare each other to some of their mythology’s strong man-gods - Last scene
Day 20: - 8
Future of shipping - The Simpsons. It was theorized that the Mr Sparkle box was from the future. - Top pic
MIS-TER SPA-KU-RU! - The Simpsons. In Marge We Trust. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Celes, Opera House, Earth Dragon - All three things linked via the Opera House in FF VI - Billboard
Chief wants a big boom - Halo. Chief made the Covenant fleet go boom - Last scene
Mythbusters - Samanosuke and Kratos compare each other to some of their mythology’s strong man-gods - Last scene
Wa-cha! - Reddas is played by Phil Lamar who also played Samurai Jack and Green Lantern and Cleveland Brown. - Announcement #7
Don’t lick the lamppost! - A Christmas Story. The kid was double-dog dared to lick the lamppost. - Announcement #10
Day 21: - 7
Catch them all - Roy once again mixes up DOA’s Kasumi with Pokémon’s Kasumi - Round Recap
What would you do? - Klondike Bar commercials - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Minds are a good thing too - Perfect Dark. The aliens are Maians. I assume how to pronounce their species.. It is only funny that way! - Billboard
Dang spicy food - FLCL. Love that Haruko line. - Fourth scene
I want to be a Mythbuster too! - Mythbusters. Leon and Pit are filling in for Adam and Jamie. - Last scene
Leon and Katt - Resident Evil and Breath of Fire are both Capcom productions. PS: If any of you are BoF fans, I would love to talk to you about developing Ryu or Nina for the game. - Last scene
It is my torso! - Futurama. Anthology of Interest 1 (the one with Al Gore). Hermes: ‘What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is my torso!’ - Last scene
Day 22: - 4
Seph needs ID - VISA commercial circa 1997... It starred Bob Dole *big smile* - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Some Inconvenient Truths about Shin-Ra - FF VII Compilation. Shin-Ra has had a hand in a lot of bad things. - Billboard
Katt and Samanosuke - Like her and Leon and Leon and him, they are all Capcom. - Last scene
Dat 23: - 5
Blitzing the competion - Yuna uses the Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III from FF X. She probably learned it from Tidus. - Round Recap
Fingerless - Butterfinger commercials featuring Bart Simpson. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Tried the best... - Team Chaotix is from the Sonic series. They have a detective agency. - Billboard
Baltar can’t believe - I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter - Last scene
Day 24: - 8
Returners and Tina - FF VI. They were the rebel group from that game. - Round Recap
AVALANCHE - FF VII. The rebels in that game. - Round Recap
dothackers - .hack// The rebels in that game/show. - Round Recap
Seph knows - Nike’s Bo Knows campaign. Bo Jackson. He had a helicopter standing by during an A’s game so he could fly to a Raiders game so he could play in both games. Nothing? Damn kids and your music. - Second scene
Lucky there’s a family guy - Seth MacFarlane is the creator of Family Guy, and has a similar first name to a certain spawn of Jenova. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Kicking alien butt! - Perfect Dark. Joanna, like Master Chief, can destroy entire alien armadas with ease - Billboard
Planet Express - Futurama. Episode Two - The Series has Landed. - Fourth and last scenes
Day 25: - 3
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Bunch-a, munch-a! - Futurama. One of their faux commercials. Their best faux commercial - Fourth scene
‘You want some of this!’ - The Simpsons. Homer had a dream where he was Yogi Bear and mauled Ranger Ned. He used a line similar enough to Katt’s to get cited. - Last scene
Day 26: - 11
Damn Fighter - 8-bit. You saw the comic! - Top Pic
Choco attacks - Final Fantasy. Chocobos have some special Choco-themed attacks. - Round Recap.
Yay Yuna - 8-bit. See above - Round Recap
Dirty mouth? - Orbit gum commercials. I chose Penelo since I couldn’t think of any other bouncy, squirrelly, female video game character. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
I fought the law... - Splinter Cell: Double Agent. Sam ended up on the run from the FBI due to a misunderstanding. - Third scene
Teeth... - Futurama. Thompson’s Teeth are another of their products. - Fourth scene
You may wear a disguise to look like human guys... - Animaniacs. - They had a character called Chicken-Boo. He was a giant chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken! - Last scene
Snakes in a Box - MGS. Snake likes to hide in cardboard boxes. - Last scene
Well said Jack - Master Chief’s last line is from Stargate SG-1 - Last scene
Day 27: - 6
Just a man! - I have seen two different cable internet providers use that commercial, so choose Comcast of Charter for the source. Could have been for MSN Live Search... - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Mmm... Boron - Futurama. That is almost the last of their commercials. - Fourth scene
Trouble brewing... - Star Trek. Trouble with Tribbles. They just eat and mate... like men! - Last scene
Sama-tok! The Mind Taker! - Harvey Birdman. Samanosuke used a Mentok line. - Last scene
‘Why? Because I dared to dream of a race of atomic supermen...’ - Futurama. Dr Farnsworth said a similar line to mine. - Announcement #6
Day 28: - 3
Seph-bob No-pants - BK commercial that has been showing recently. - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
At least it is a funny name... - Futurama. That was the last small commercial they did (not counting the space pope one). - Fourth scene
Day 29: - 4
We really do love him - Everyone Love Raymond - Top Pic
Sometimes you feel like a nut. - Almond Joy and Mounds candy bar commercials - Round Recap
I think Seph like exposing himself.... - Futurama. A Fishful of Dollars - Second scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Day 30: - 7
RRP - FF X-2. The reference was given in the pic. - Round Recap
Uglier friends - That is from a commercial for a cell phone. Don’t remember which brand. - Second Scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Third scene
Gaming mags - Electronics Gaming Monthly is a popular video gaming mag - Third scene
Also with Morgan Webb - Adam Sessler is one of the hosts of the game review show X-Play - Third scene
More love - Futurama. Mom’s Old Fashioned Motor Oil. - Fourth scene
I think it is Seph... - Seasame Street. The warning at the end is based on a Seasame Street bit - Fourth scene
Day 31: - 19
Yep. They have a game. - Evangelion: Girlfriend of Steel. And you thought I would reference one of the Rei-centric games... Or is Chris’ case hoped for a H game... - Top Pic
Not just a Marx Bros movie. - FF X-2. Yuna uses one of her victory lines. - Round Recap
Not just an American Idol song - Purin’s singing always puts people to sleep on the show. - Round Recap
Mmm... Mints. - Mentos commercials. - Second scene
NOOOO!!!!! - FF VII. I modified Aerith’s worst scene for the joke. - Second scene
Sic semper tyrannis - Family Guy. The commercial had the same effect on O’Malley as a Mintos one did on Peter - Third scene
‘I’m a Mac’ - Mac commercials - Fourth scene
Snake likes boxes. - MGS. Snake has a bad habit of hiding in boxes. - Fourth scene
It really is cozy. - Mythbusters. Snake’s feeling for boxes is the same as Jamie’s for his fire suit - Fourth scene
Say your name and ‘Catch them all’ - Pokémon. The mon say their name as speech, and I modified the ‘Catch-phrase’ *rimshot* a little. - Fifth scene
Ermy! - Full Metal Jacket. The Gunny used Montblanc’s first line in the movie. - Last scene
Her? - Stargate SG-1. Heros. - Last scene
Shazzam - The Simpsons. Bart get an Elephant.
Must be some weird Moogle emotion - Futurama. War is the H-Word. - Last scene
It stinks! - The Simpsons. A Star is Burns. - Last scene
SNL - Montblanc and Katt did a version of a SNL bit with a similar theme. - Last scene
Dunder-Mifflin - The Office. Casino Night. That was the best Michael telling Toby how much he hates him scene I was willing to find. - Last scene
The final Countdown - Countdown with Keith Olbermann. He starts every newscast with that phrase. - Announcement #1
The Dirty Jobs Anthem - Dirty Jobs. I love that song. - Announcement #6
Feel free to dispute or argue for additional ones. I’m willing to listen.
This Round's NPC(s):
3 Like-Like: 1/0 HP. +1 points when defeated. Deals -1 damage to one weapon user at the end of the round. They stay for one round.
2 Kremling: 2/0 HP. +2 points when defeated. Deals -2 damage to one character that took no action at the end of the round. They appear for one round
1 Moblin: 4 HP. +5 points when defeated. Deals -2 damage to one attacker this round. They stay until defeated.
This Round's Faction Ability:
None
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