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 Post subject: Love: So Easy a Caveman Can Do It, Right?
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:49 pm 
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This story was in one of our papers in G'vegas. It made me laugh, so I googled the Link, and figured I'd share it with you all.

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Ug didn't have relationship books or Oprah. If Ug spotted a hottie lounging by the boulder, he'd conk her on the head, grab a fistful of hair and drag her to his Cave Sweet Cave where they'd begin their life together - popping out little Ugs and grilling dino ribs.

Ug didn't worry about pick-up lines or what his shoes said about him, and he didn't wax his chest to meet a girl. Cavegirl didn't giggle, feel pressured to have fake boobs or get collagen injections for pouty lips to attract a guy.

So if it's so easy that a caveman can do it, why can't we?

I'm not saying Ug's game is a good approach. Violence against women and that whole no-choice-on-the-female's part is bad. Very.

http://www.upstatelink.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... /702060303

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It's all fine and dandy until the dino ribs tip the car over. Then the arguements start. "Why didn't you secure them better?" "Don't tell me what to do!" "Urga's husband Blok always ties his securely." "Then maybe you should have dinner with them!" etc. etc. :/

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Jasujo wrote:
It's all fine and dandy until the dino ribs tip the car over. Then the arguements start. "Why didn't you secure them better?" "Don't tell me what to do!" "Urga's husband Blok always ties his securely." "Then maybe you should have dinner with them!" etc. etc. :/


:roflol:
I never thought about that.
And then, there'd always be the directions dilemma. :lol: Witty dialogue coming soon. XD

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I wonder if the caveman version of the restraining order was just giving the cavewoman a club, too.

"Get away! Urk said 25 steps!"
"Urk not know what we have together!"
*SMASH*
"That what you get."

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Mind you back in the cavepeople days it was hard to find a mate so Ug had to what he could to keep the human race going. (If it wasn't for Ug thinking back in those days then there would be no PPT.) Yes I feel sorry for the cavegirls for not having a choice in the matter.

Love like other things since then also evolved. (E.g If Ug tried doing what he did in his day in our time then he would be in jail for rape.)

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If it weren't for those pesky laws, I'm sure we would all be too busy clubing each other over PPTs girls. This however might defeat the purpose of winning by being too busy to do anything with them.
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The last thing I'd want is someone on PPT clubbing for me. XD

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lol omgosh poor cave ladies. *imagine bashing girls on head as a method of saying "I want you"*

Hold onto your seats people... the SL is back.
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Club each other for me all you want fellas. We all know I'm irresistable. ;)

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Club each other for me all you want fellas. We all know I'm irresistable. ;)


Ug. *clubs and takes home*
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