Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:43 pm
I ate it with a...spoon!
Why is there a large bear outside my window?
Why is there a large bear outside my window?
Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:12 pm
Because there wasn't room for an emu.
Whazzit wazzit?
Whazzit wazzit?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:01 am
Whazzit?
Why Whazzit?
Why Whazzit?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:27 am
Becauzzit!
The TV works great. Why?
The TV works great. Why?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:12 pm
Because a pair of trousers manufactured it.
What colour were the trousers?
What colour were the trousers?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:14 pm
All the colors of the rainbow!
Why all the colors of the rainbow?
Why all the colors of the rainbow?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:20 pm
Because the colours of the rainbow used mind control to make it so.
Is your mind being controlled?
Is your mind being controlled?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:27 pm
hehe! no of course not! *cough*
is YOUR mind being controlled?
is YOUR mind being controlled?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:47 pm
NO IT IS NOT. I AM NOT MIND CONTROLLED. *mechanical twitch* LEAVE ME ALONE.
Is it possible to be alone?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:09 pm
If it's possible to be baloney then yeah
Pastrami?
Pastrami?
Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:11 pm
Never on white bread with mayonnaise.
Do you teach people how to stand on their nose?
Do you teach people how to stand on their nose?
Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:12 pm
Noses are a figment of your imagination.
Did you eat purple popcorn and die?
Did you eat purple popcorn and die?
Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:22 pm
No, I ate durpled popcorn and pied.
So what's up with that box?
So what's up with that box?
Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:20 pm
It's sad.
Do you ever, you know, whenever, hide your endeaver?
Do you ever, you know, whenever, hide your endeaver?
Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:29 pm
Only on Tuesdays
Promiscuous girl? (BTW, I really don't like that song)
Promiscuous girl? (BTW, I really don't like that song)