Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:36 pm
Becasue I bit it >_>
Why does paper have to be... thin?
Why does paper have to be... thin?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:21 am
Because the trees needed to go on a diet.
What's with the diet craze?
What's with the diet craze?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:34 pm
I dunno. I was gonna ask the sequoias, but I forgot.
Why'd you slice off my hand?
Why'd you slice off my hand?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:37 pm
Because you wouldn't let me go 
Why aren't my ears clean?
Why aren't my ears clean?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:05 pm
Because arrow shot dung at them
why do we all love arrow?
why do we all love arrow?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:35 pm
Because he's not a spear.
Why is my Political Science teacher so funny?
Why is my Political Science teacher so funny?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:39 pm
It's funny cos there's no politics in science and teachers can't be funny!
Whodunnit?!
Whodunnit?!
Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:49 pm
The muffin man. 
Why do cows moo?
Why do cows moo?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:06 pm
Poo out one end, moo out the other!
I'm a little bit country?
I'm a little bit country?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:19 pm
what d'you think?
what do I think?
what do I think?
Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:44 pm
I don't know what you think.
Why do I have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?
Why do I have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?
Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:46 am
Because Picasso drew it that way.
Why is it 42?
Why is it 42?
Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:15 am
Because it's blackjack x2.
What's under my skin?
What's under my skin?
Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:42 am
One of those wormy thingies that lives under skin..
Where in the world is Uppsala?
Where in the world is Uppsala?
Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:03 pm
Try the salad, it knows things....
The moon, the moon, the big blue moon?
The moon, the moon, the big blue moon?