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dsmithson · **Posts:** 6 **Joined:** Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:32 am

I'm new here...any advice on what to do first? It looks like there's a lot to do.

ryan.riverside · **Posts:** 1066 **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:55 am

The first thing you need is a pickle ward. *hands over pickle ward*

Never take it off. If you leave it on, it will protect you from the EVIL of pickles.

Welcome to PPT, d. Hope you have fun here.

dsmithson · **Posts:** 6 **Joined:** Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:32 am

Erm... thank you?

*puts on pickle ward and searches forum for evil pickles*

Christopher · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:31 pm

Evil pickels are the leading cause of underage baldness, so welcome to PPT. Here's your wig *hands you wig*

dsmithson · **Posts:** 6 **Joined:** Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:32 am

do i need the wig if I wear the pickle ward? I'll put it on anyway.

*puts on wig*

Skynetmain · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:36 pm

Welcome to PPT. First thing you should do is drop to your knees and give thanks to the Great Christopher for gracing you with his presence. Second rule of PPT is: DO NOT talk about PPT. Third, you should just have fun.

Hands out mochi and taiyaki.

dsmithson · **Posts:** 6 **Joined:** Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:32 am

*drops to knees*

Thank you, Christopher, for greeting me into...er...NOT ppt.

ryan.riverside · **Posts:** 1066 **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:55 am

Skynetmain wrote:

Welcome to PPT. First thing you should do is drop to your knees and give thanks to the Great Christopher for gracing you with his presence. Second rule of PPT is: DO NOT talk about PPT. Third, you should just have fun.

Hands out mochi and taiyaki.

Now skynet... You have already broken the first rule of Fight--- err... You have just broken the first rule. This could jeopardize us! How could you?

Skynetmain · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:47 pm

ryan.riverside wrote:

Skynetmain wrote:

Welcome to PPT. First thing you should do is drop to your knees and give thanks to the Great Christopher for gracing you with his presence. Second rule of PPT is: DO NOT talk about PPT. Third, you should just have fun.

Hands out mochi and taiyaki.

Now skynet... You have already broken the first rule of Fight--- err... You have just broken the first rule. This could jeopardize us! How could you?

You mean second rule. First was prostrating yourself before Chris. Also, just call me 'Sky'.

ryan.riverside · **Posts:** 1066 **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:55 am

Touche

Combusken BG · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:27 pm

Hi dsmithson, welcome to PPT!

Pickles aren't the only thing you should avoid as you should avoid the goulash. Because once you go down the goulash path it will forever dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did to Obi Wan's apprentice.

Have Fun!

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