Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:08 am
Fortunately, Graham fell out of open sky, and landed safely on the dog, squishing all the bugs whilst leaving himself and the dog unscathed.
Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:54 am
Unfortunatly, the dog was angry and attacked Graham.
Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:02 am
Fortunatley, the angel of death came down to take him and noticed 
, so he killed him for causing all this trouble in the first place.
, so he killed him for causing all this trouble in the first place.
Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:26 am
Unfortunately the dog was still a major problem for Graham.
Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:07 pm
Fotunatley, the lid on the can of *heroic music* Bug Away! was still near by so Graham used it to train the dog into a loving and loyal companion.
Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:42 pm
Unfortunately, there was another person (also named Graham), who also had the lid of a can of *heroic music* Bug Away!, so the dog (which was coincidentally named Graham) ran away from the first human Graham to the second human Graham.
Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:55 pm
Fortunately, the first human Graham was a clone and melted away when the dog was able to pick the REAL Graham.
Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:12 pm
Unfortunately, the dog hadn't picked the REAL Graham yet. The REAL Graham was locked on Alcatraz. (For those of you that don't know, Alcatraz is a VERY high security prison on an island in the San Francisco Bay
Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:39 pm
fortunatley, Alcatraz was closed so the real Graham went to save the other Graham
Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:28 am
Unfortunately, Graham was short for "graham cracker", so then all they were looking for was a bunch of cookies which crumpled under the dog's slobber
Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:10 pm
fortunately, the janitor who came by to pick up the crumbs was also a black belt, so he killed the dog.
Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:33 pm
Unfortunately, the angel of death brought the dog back to life.