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^poor deprived soul of Jamba Juice

< has Jamba Juice in Texas!!
< took US History and English Lang AP tests.

^ Is lucky that she can get Jamba Juice whenever she wants

< Can't because she lives in Canada

^ Lives in America's little brother

< Lives in America's 3rd biggest state

< Thereoizes that ^ referred to Canada as a 'little brother', as opposed to a 'little sister', because ^ is male

< Is female

^ shares two X chromosones with <
< is in the most population dense state in America, which also happens to be one of the smallest
< is a sardine.

^ Is a sardine and therefore inedible

< Said 'little brother' since that is how Simpsons refered to it and it sounded nicer than 'America Jr' or 'an entire country named Doug' as other ways of refering to the Great White North
< Is not a chauvinist, unlike what others may imply

^ is not a chauvinist
< has no idea what a chauvinist is

^ should use a dictionary.

^knows how to use his references.

<too lazy to look up what a chauvinist is
<likes cowbells

^ lazy.

< knows chauvinist means to show exaggerated or aggressive patriotism.

^ is a show-off
< is shocked that Briatin actually has some Sun!

^ is shocked by sunshine
^^^likes cowbells
< Came out of lurking to say "I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
< Goes back into lurking...

^ Nicest person in the world in <'s opinion

< Got to see Bonds one last time before the Department of Justice steps in to do something about him
< Is just kidding about the DoJ
< Really likes Bonds

^ likes bonds
< wonders who bonds is
< needs to pack. again

^ is going on vacation?
< just had an espresso. yay. awesome caffeine kick.