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Yo mamma's so fat she broke a branch on her family tree!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

VERY FUNNY! XD

Your momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Twitchy's got some of the best ones.

Why thank-you. I use them alot with my friends, so I would know some. lol

*points to DM's one* I said that one to my friends and she just gave me this really weird look!

Your momma's so tall that when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus in the head,

Your momma's so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.

Your momma's so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo moma's so short that she committed sewerside by stepping off the curb.

yo moma's so fat that when she fell in the ocean all the whales sung we are family! even if your fatter than me!

yo moma's so fat that when she saw a school buss full a white kids she went "Twinkee! Twinkee!"

yo moma's so fat that when she wears a yello raincoat in New York, everyone goes "Taxi! Taxi!"

I've always been a fan of: your momma's so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the 'w's

you mommas so fat that she has an equator

hehe, me and my friends say those jokes a lot at school. we see and who can make up the wittiest comments (the above wasn't one of our best efforts )

Yo Mama's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they just put a blanket over the ocean!

heres some i like:
yo mamas so fat that when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
yo mamas so fat that when she steps on the scales it says to be continued.
yo mamas so fat that when she goes to kfc and they ask her wat bucket size she wants she says the one on the roof.
yo mamas so fat that she has her own zip code.
yo mamas so fat that when she walks it causes earthquakes.

My bestest one:

Yo moma's so fat that she tripped over Kmart, fell over Wall Mart, and landed on Target

more:
yo mamas so poor she hasn't paid the morgage on her cardboard box yet.
yo mamas so stupid she threw away her new guitar cos it had a hole in it.

I liked blueZ's.

Yo momma so fat, she uses I-85 as a slip-n-slide
Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was a prince

Bleh.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered torch.

Yo momma so fat her picture in a magazine was on page 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off all the surveillance cameras.