Since I doubt that TNT will showcase these, I want to share them with those that will hopefully like them. Enjoy
A Villainous Christmas
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We all know tales of the Faeries giving gifts,
But what of those at society's rifts?
Have they been good all year?
Even if they spread evil and fear?
Of course they get presents and toys!
Though they are evil, they are still girls and boys.
We start on Mystery Island with the Ghost Lupe.
Kindly, Yurble Claus gave him a new hula hoop.
Next up is Balthazar, the great hunter of Faerie.
He got a new bag, better to snare his query.
A great treat came to Meuka, all snotty and ookie.
He earned a large sack full of Magic Cookie.
And what came to the dear, sweet Vira?
Well, Yurble Claus thought she would look pretty in a shiny, new mirror.
We come now to the no-good Malkus Vile.
As a Skeith, a mound of sweets was worth his while.
From Lost Desert fame we get the evil Razul.
Yurble Claus brought him inflatable toys for around the pool.
Next is Count von Roo who hops on his tail.
He gets a fishing pole, to catch more that a boat with a broken sail.
On the Revenge is a happy Scarblade.
A new Jeran plushie had his holiday made.
Next up is the Acara named Ylana.
Miss Skyfire got a suite in the AstroVilla, complete with a sauna.
Outside of Meridell, we find the abode of Lord Kass.
For some reason, he asked for some Usukis, en masse.
In Bogshot Village, you find a swamp witch named Sophie.
For her, she earned a 'Most Evil' trophy.
More gifts went to Jhudora on her cloud.
I would tell you more, but I dare not say out loud.
What did Yurble Claus bring to the lair of you know who?
Doctor Sloth got not one lump of coal, but two.
Last on the list happens to be the Darkest Faerie.
Yurble Claus just set down his bag and let her take all she could carry.
I hoped you enjoyed this merry trip through the Gallery of Evil.
Let us just hope none get a visit from the Pant Devil.
Have a Heroic Holiday
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While villains fill the world with vice,
There are those who are always nice.
Villains run from this time of cheer,
All because they know Yurble Claus is near.
But what do you get for those who make villains run?
Yurble Claus has ways to make the holidays fun.
We start on the high seas with the Black Pawkeet.
Jacques and Garin got some chocolate Dubloons, extra sweet.
Up in Terror Mountain where Armin calls home,
Yurble Claus left a large box full of garden gnomes.
Away in Meridell, Lisha dreams of being a princess.
To help her on her way, she received a new dress.
Nearby, Kayla's potions are hit or miss.
To help her out, she got a new book, 'How to be a Chemist'.
Continuing through town, we reach Jeran, brave and tall.
He got a new parachute, for the next time he has a great fall.
On Mystery Island, we find Jhuidah and her Cooking Pot.
Yurble Claus brought some Brucicles, since she was looking hot.
In Qasala, there is Jazan and his love Nabile.
Their gifts were all given away to many a needy family.
But what of their friends Tomos and Amira?
He got some new mistletoe; and she, a tiara.
What sort of gift do you get for Isca and Caylis under the sea?
Yurble Claus answered that with a spiffy underwater tree.
The gift for Illusen can not be found in any mall,
But she was not laughing when she got a Jhudora doll.
Somehow Yurble Claus found Hannah raiding a cave.
Sneaking her hand in the gift bag, she took more than he gave.
Next is Roberta with her magic wand.
Thankfully she is a heavy sleeper, and did not hear them dig her new pond.
Finally, we get to the defender of the cosmos.
The Space Faerie got a cute plushie of Commander Gormos.
All of the gifts made the heroes happy as a Chia,
Just the motivation to continue protecting Neopia.
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