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Well. I know how i'm going to die.
In a freak horse related accident.
You see, my horse has a tendancy to race under trees trying to scrape off riders, so I figure i'll be in Hawaii, for some reason, with my horse. And we'll be riding around when he goes racing off. Now then, he ducks me under a wonky palm tree and WHACK! lops my head right off, ditches my body whilst my head goes rolling down a hill. SMACK DAB into a patch of lava. Of course, all the flesh and a lot of the bone is burned off, until my head hits the water...
now somehow, it ends up in the amazon. And it's found by an undiscovered tribe of natives. The natives then decide that my head was actually a sign of war and stick my head on a pole and worship me as a god (Finally!).
Now then. My body?
Well my horse, being the evil jerk that he is just left me to be eaten alive. But i'm not. Along comes a pack of rabid mongooses (escaped in hawaii for some reason), and they just gobble me right up... leaving the bones.
Now along toddle some pelicans and thinking about how smart they are, they pick up my bones and fly off back to Canada and die whilst trying to fly there after choking on my bones. Poor things.
Of course, this means that my body is scattered to the four winds. And that eventually I will become part of the ecosystem. (Except for my pelvis which ends up conking out a certain former pop star) I mean she said it best didn't she.
"Hit me baby one more time".

And thats how i'll die. Kinda embarssing if you think about it.

Well. I know how i'm going to die.
In a freak horse related accident.
You see, my horse has a tendancy to race under trees trying to scrape off riders, so I figure i'll be in Hawaii, for some reason, with my horse. And we'll be riding around when he goes racing off. Now then, he ducks me under a wonky palm tree and WHACK! lops my head right off, ditches my body whilst my head goes rolling down a hill. SMACK DAB into a patch of lava. Of course, all the flesh and a lot of the bone is burned off, until my head hits the water...
now somehow, it ends up in the amazon. And it's found by an undiscovered tribe of natives. The natives then decide that my head was actually a sign of war and stick my head on a pole and worship me as a god (Finally!).
Now then. My body?
Well my horse, being the evil jerk that he is just left me to be eaten alive. But i'm not. Along comes a pack of rabid mongooses (escaped in hawaii for some reason), and they just gobble me right up... leaving the bones.
Now along toddle some pelicans and thinking about how smart they are, they pick up my bones and fly off back to Canada and die whilst trying to fly there after choking on my bones. Poor things.
Of course, this means that my body is scattered to the four winds. And that eventually I will become part of the ecosystem. (Except for my pelvis which ends up conking out a certain former pop star) I mean she said it best didn't she.
"Hit me baby one more time".

And thats how i'll die. Kinda embarssing if you think about it.

You have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands...

Anything involving a toilet really.. :?

LOL thats an unfair generalisation!

Oh is it now?

Yes! IT IS!

For example...

*thinks*

Okay this took me like ages but heres one...

What if you died, fighting thousands of Flaming Ninjas with Samurai Swords andyou juts happened to be backed into a toilet?

OR

You were just getting up and the toilet exploded? Well thats slightly undignified so scrap that! But the ninjas isn't undignified... What would you consider Dignified?