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MyleneFarmer
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Igg wrote:
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Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.


I get that but what does a one armed person have to do with writing the word change instead of exchange...you know what I mean? Like when it's a joke about blondes, it takes three because we stereotype them as dumb...etc, this one doesn't relate the person to the answer and it's mind boggling! Igg I demand a funnier joke! *claims herself queen of the joke board* Entertain me! :x


No no no, you don't see. Dang Americans.



:P Not all of us Americans didn't get it. I did. I just thought it was entirely too corny to comment upon. ^_- And then I promptly shared it with some friends...who didn't get it. >_<
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Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

*pats Igg*

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Ahh shaddup MyleneFarmer, you SO thought it was great/didn't get it. ;)

Twinkle wrote:
Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

*pats Igg*


I know. *sobs*

My career is over before it began. I can't tell you any proper funny jokes.

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Thats... I don't find that funny o_O

no offence

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How many nuns does it take to change a ligtbulb?





























none

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Oh good show...that was lots better than mine...ho ho ho..

:roll: :P

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Lol, it's one of those jokes that's simpler than you'd think. For example:

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman! :roflol:

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Humm, you know that realy isn't that funny.

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LOL i got the Nun one..
Fiddelysquat wrote:
Lol, it's one of those jokes that's simpler than you'd think. For example:

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman! :roflol:
.. Hellen Keller....didnt see like. die before cars where even made or soemthing..?sorry if im wrong.. social studies and all the date involving stuff is my nap time...

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Her name was Helen!! With one L. I'm called Helen and I get ratty if anyone spells it wrong... pet peeve. :oops:

Erm... alien, the point is the fact that she was blind.

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How many tolopogists does it take to change a lightblub?











1! He just drops it on the ground!

*does except anyone to get this. But if you do, your welcome =D*

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Igg wrote:
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One armed men because well, they have one arm, so one couldn't physically change a lightbulb by himself (as in take it out of the light and put a new one in)...


Sure you can!
With some difficulty mind, but the last light bulb i changed i did one handed.
*cue somone posting the "how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb" post*
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I got the joke but contrary to what was said, a one armed man can change a light bulb. In fact I just did it one handed and didn't have any problems 8)

Try this one on for size:

How many "change a lightbulb" joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but that won't be funny either.

or this one:

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

then there's this one:

How many insects does it take to change a lightbulb?
2/8th.

or, my personal favorites:

How many straight people from San Francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.

and:

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but good luck getting them inside.

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