How many one armed men...

Igg · **Posts:** 6288 **Joined:** Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:47 pm

does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, as long as he kept the receipt.

WIS · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:15 pm

.___________.

I dont think I get it...

or if I do get it, it's not funny...

.:Requiem:. · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:41 pm

..."haha" XD

Inexistence · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:47 pm

Don't understand either.

Twinkle · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:50 pm

*groan* Corny or what?

For all those who are confused out there: Read it as exchange and not change.

Charisma · **Posted:** Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:50 pm

Twinkle wrote:

*groan* Corny or what?

For all those who are confused out there: Read it as exchange and not change.

But why? I don't get why that way....I mean...if it was a joke about people who couldn't speak correctly or...I don't know, I don't get it

shapu · **Posted:** Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:12 am

Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.

Igg · **Posts:** 6288 **Joined:** Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:47 pm

*kills all American people who suck*

*clutches corny joke*

Charisma · **Posted:** Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:17 pm

shapu wrote:

Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.

I get that but what does a one armed person have to do with writing the word change instead of exchange...you know what I mean? Like when it's a joke about blondes, it takes three because we stereotype them as dumb...etc, this one doesn't relate the person to the answer and it's mind boggling! Igg I demand a funnier joke! *claims herself queen of the joke board* Entertain me!

alien · **Posted:** Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:23 pm

Charisma wrote:

shapu wrote:

Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.

I get that but what does a one armed person have to do with writing the word change instead of exchange...you know what I mean? Like when it's a joke about s, it takes three because we stereotype them as dumb...etc, this one doesn't relate the person to the answer and it's mind boggling! Igg I demand a funnier joke! *claims herself queen of the joke board* Entertain me!

i dont get it either.... but anyway OBEY THE QUEEN!! *tells a joke*

Chriso999 · **Posts:** 206 **Joined:** Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:09 am

The one armed bit is designed to throw you aff track so you don't think about exchange.

WIS · **Posted:** Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:51 pm

Ohh, I get it now.

Still isn't very funny.

Matterbug · **Posted:** Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:39 pm

It took me a while to get it, but I finally got it in the end. XD

alien · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:30 am

Chriso999 wrote:

The one armed bit is designed to throw you aff track so you don't think about exchange.

i still dont get it....

Igg · **Posts:** 6288 **Joined:** Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:47 pm

Charisma wrote:

shapu wrote:

Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.

I get that but what does a one armed person have to do with writing the word change instead of exchange...you know what I mean? Like when it's a joke about blondes, it takes three because we stereotype them as dumb...etc, this one doesn't relate the person to the answer and it's mind boggling! Igg I demand a funnier joke! *claims herself queen of the joke board* Entertain me!

No no no, you don't see. Dang Americans.

It's the 'how many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb' joke in one of its forms.

One armed men because well, they have one arm, so one couldn't physically change a lightbulb by himself (as in take it out of the light and put a new one in).

But in this case we use change as exchange, instead of the traditional sense of changing lightbulbs...

*cries*

don't know any good PC jokes.

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