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What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a clarinet.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and play alot of wrong notes.

How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and play even more wrong notes.

How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?
Shoot one.

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a saxaphone?
You can tune a lawn mover.

What's the difference between a lawn mower and a violin?
Vibrato.

Why do bagpipe bands always march when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.


I'll add more later, feel free to add any of your own

What's the difference between a Bass and Alaska ?

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BASS HAS A B IN IT!!

The sad thing is that I get some of those.

What's the difference between a violin and a cello?
The cello burns longer.

What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians ??
A drummer!



(I'm kidding, two of my best friends are awesome drummers Still, its always fun taking the mickey out of them)