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 Post subject: Funny Quotes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:02 pm 
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Read, Share, Laugh.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Mas mothaionn tu fein mar rud eigin caite ar an dtra...
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Divine
 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:43 am 
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.:Requiem:. wrote:
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.


LOL! I like these ones espeically =).
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Thanks ^^

People feel free to post some too.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:59 pm 
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(The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.)

The Truth is out there... but I forgot the URL.


You post, therefore you spam.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:43 pm 
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.:Requiem:. wrote:
Read, Share, Laugh.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...


This reminded me of a joke I know, and like:

Two ladies are together at a table, eating and talking. One says, "I am so glad I haven't lost my memory, like so many of the elderly ladies around..."

The other then speaks, "Yes, I know, well knock on wood!" She knocks her fist against the table.

The first lady looks up, surprised, "Is someone at the door?"

Hehe.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes
PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:01 pm 
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.:Requiem:. wrote:
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.


Don't ask me why, but that one made me think of 1984...O.o

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those quotes are true and you should live by them.
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The don't trip one?
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The surest sign of intelligent life on earth is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Stuck out the most for me ^^

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree????

BEACOUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes
PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:43 pm 
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.:Requiem:. wrote:
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.


This is too true to be funny...

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