I'm going to reply so the things I've seen here, I find them all quite funny. I live in Australia by the way.
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Hats with corks on.
Never seen one here in my life.
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People saying 'fair dinkum'
We say it a few times. Older people though.
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You're all called Bruce and Sheila.
Never come across a person with either name.
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I used to think you all lived in the outback
Over 90% of Australians live within x amount of miles from the ocean.
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Australia is Americas lapdog
Just our Prime Minister
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600ml of sprite costs $3.50AUS at your airport and I can get 1.5L of it at the supermarket near mine for 99c NZ
You can get it for that at our supermarkets.
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You all drink Fosters
No-one drinks Fosters. Well some do but it is NOTHING in comparrison of XXXX and VB.
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If there's one thing Home and Away, Neighbours and Sleepover Club have taught me, it's that Australians have horrible school uniforms. Correct?
Most
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Lots of Australian walk around bare footed
No-one I know does.
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You all say "Crikey!"
Just Steve Irwin. And most Australians hate him.
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-Everybody says "dinkum," "chunder," and "tucker." Sometimes in the same sentence.
Never even heard of the last two.
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-Everybody in Australia loves Fosters.
One of the most unpopular beers.
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You greet folks with G'day
People are regurlay laughed at for greeting with G'day
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They are all wealthier than spit. Everyone has a built-in swimming pool in their backyard.
Where I am about every 7th or 8th house.
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They are extremely loyal to the US. I don't know why, but they are.
Again, just our Prime Minister.
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People can't be that disgruntled, how many times in a row has Howard been elected?
Only because the opposition sucks. Old people vote in masses let's not forget.