Drivers Ed Jokes

Raven Poet · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2005 12:23 am

I found these on a different forum. I thought they were pretty funny!

Drivers Education Exam Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

(read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too *censured*-faced to find your keys.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

CWisgood · **Posts:** 1540 **Joined:** Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:39 pm

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]

Phlameseeker · **Posted:** Fri May 06, 2005 3:00 pm

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Hehe

I like that one

Ski · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 5:13 am

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

There's one smart driver. :lol:

Blk Mage · **Posts:** 1832 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 7:00 am

Quote:

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

That i found funny. I think if it was real the person just did it cause the person had too much time on his hands.*nods*

Kittie · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 7:32 am

Phlameseeker wrote:

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Hehe

I like that one

My personal favorite as well. xD Those are hilarous.

shavynel · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 7:34 am

Wait a minute! I knew these looked familiar... and when I saw "Pif" .... Who are you? ('Tis Pif here). ... And just for records, I fought them off my friend's Xanga. xD

.:Compact Disk:. · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 4:37 pm

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

xDDD

My fave! That was soooooooo hilarious!

Raven Poet · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2005 5:00 pm

shavynel wrote:

Wait a minute! I knew these looked familiar... and when I saw "Pif" .... Who are you? ('Tis Pif here). ... And just for records, I fought them off my friend's Xanga. xD

It's Mari! Cool, I didn't know you go on PPT!

RayGirl · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2005 5:20 pm

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
[Pif's comment: what are you? Bi?]

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

LOL

Twizzler0171 · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2005 5:35 pm

.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

xDDD

My fave! That was soooooooo hilarious!

It's my favorite, too... the answer is so awfully obvious, its... well, obvious. XD

Quote:

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

For this one I can imagine: "Why am I going to lift heavy traffic?" Or something to that extent as an answer.

.:Requiem:. · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2005 10:59 pm

MY heavens people are stupid.

But oh-so hilarious. :roflol:

Tryske Rainbreeze · **Posted:** Thu May 12, 2005 11:00 pm

Raven Poet wrote:

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

That's hilarious!

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