Maroon wrote:
Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the pool.
You are a lifeguards nightmare! If you ever showed up on the lake I work on.... I might be forced to drown you.